Helluva Boss S01E07: Ozzie's

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The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.

BLITZO: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

Y/N walks into the office and sighs.

BLITZO: The fuck is wrong with you?

Y/N: Nothing. It's just after killing the first man, brutally murdering those who don't even put up a fight is a little mundane. I hope whatever Verosika's planning will be exciting. 

BLITZO: If it's from that bitch, I doubt it. 

LOONA (TO Y/N): You're still coming to the party later tonight, are you?

Y/N: I wouldn't miss it. Besides, I can't wait to see your party side. 

Loona blushes while Blitzo groans in annoyance.

BLITZO (TO Y/N): Keep your fucking pants on, we're still at work. 

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.

MILLIE: (Yells) I'm still so jazzed up!

Millie snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over to the rest of the group.

MOXXIE: Well you better stay jazzed, babe... 

Moxxie points finger guns.

MOXXIE: Because guess where I'm taking you tonight?

BLITZO: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

MOXXIE: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.

MILLIE: (Gasps) Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

MOXXIE: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while. And Y/N even got Asmodeus to let me sing on stage.

Y/N: Since I'm going there as well, tonight. 

MILLIE: Moxxie!

She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitzo's chagrin.

BLITZO: (Groans) Ugh, can you two not?

Y/N: And I got something of the anniversary couple. 

Y/N snapped his fingers and was now holding a wrapped gift that appeared. He presented it to Millie and Moxxie.

MILLIE: (Gasps) For us?!

Millie quickly took it from Y/N and started shredding the wrapping paper

MOXXIE: You didn't have to get us anything.

Y/N: Today is very special for you two. Of course, I want to give you something.

As soon as Millie tore the last layer, she gasps. Moxxie looked to see what it was. His eyes widen.

MILLE & MOXXIE: Are these...?

Millie saw holding a box that had 5 different M&M's Premiums.

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