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Dear Diary,

What did I just read?

What.

The.

Actual.

F-ck?!

WHO DARES TO STEAL MY CHIPS AND WATER?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFFORT I PUT INTO FINDING THEM?! NOT TO MENTION CARRYING THEM WITHOUT A BAG?!

AND YOU DARE TO INVADE MY DIARY?!

YOU'RE A CERTIFIED PERVERT TOO?!

FILTHY PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON THE EARTH WISHES IT COULD CLEANSE ITSELF OF YOUR PRESENCE.

"K"? Karen? Ken? Who in the world names their child "K"? Oh wait, I got something for you:

Oh, the letter "K," huh? The overachiever of the alphabet, always trying to stand out in words like "knight" and "knee" where it's completely unnecessary. We get it, K, you're edgy, but did you really have to go silent just to make a point? Even "C" and "Q" are side-eyeing you for stealing their sound. And let's not forget your over the top role in "okay"- as if an "O" wasn't already sufficient. Honestly, you're like the kid who brings a sword to a pillow fight. Relax, K. We see you. We just don't always need you.

Thank you, thank you! I hear you all cheer for me even when we're not in the same room. Cleans dust off the shoulder, I know, I know, I'm cool.

Now seriously, dare to touch my babies again and I'll chop your head off!

I would also like to apologize to my readers for witnessing such disgusting writing with no proper grammar or elegance. It wasn't me, I swear.

I will hide my diary in a better place next time.

The frustrated one,
YUNA

P.S. Wait.. I just realized something... :D

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