The Crown Jewel (A kiribaku fanfic)

1: King (stupid) Deku

A/N Hello, thank you for reading!! This is being posted off of my phone so I can't bold or underline and stuff, as well as the fact that this is my first fanfic, so bear with me while I figure this out. Thank you for reading and look at this beautiful photo (not my art) ^^

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"Deku! The hell have you gone and done this time, hah?!" An angry shout filled the cavernous throne room, echoing a few times before making its way out the window. 

A green haired man sat on a cushy velvet chair at the back of a room, a small brunette in the throne by his side. Said greenette replied to the loud voice with a surprisingly calm tone. "Kacchan-"

"Bakugo." The man growled in response.

"Kacchan, I called you here today to make a proposition, if I may."

"Get on with it then, you useless fuck!" Bakugo snapped at him, his patience wearing thin. All he wanted was to get back on his boat with shitty Deku's crown in his hands.

Deku continued, ignoring the outburst. "I give you Ochako," he gestured to the woman beside him, a curvy girl with a round face and vicious attitude. Her body was especially the trend right now, though she seemed oblivious to that fact.

She glared at the crown sitting atop the green mop of hair. She had a crown of her own, being the queen and all, so Bakugo was surprised at this proposition. 

"-And in return, you bring me a third of the treasure you gain from your little excursion." The queen seemed to be biting back tears at the fact that she was so easily dismissed, as though she were an inanimate object.

"And why the absolute FUCKNUGGETS would I want this bitch when you could simply hand me the crown and let me leave?" The green haired king grinned and threw his hands in the air. "Trust me, she's useful! Good with her hands, if you know what I mean." 

This information disgusted the pirate captain, he never understood people like this. Why would you use somebody for your own sexual pleasure? The betrayed look on Queen Ochako's face said the same.

"She's not worth a third of my fucking treasure, Deku. You're messed up in the head if you think that her body can be sold that way, anyway. You know I'm not even into women, dumbass." Bakugo glanced at the queen and nodded subtly. He wasn't a feminist, per se, but he wasn't a womanizer, either. Ochako looked relieved.

Sire broccoli-head grinned sadistically. "Kacchan, you remember our deal~, hmm?" Bakugo, THE Bakugo Katsuki, most feared pirate of the seven seas, erupted in a blush at that. He and Deku had some history, some he would rather not remember. The king required no further explanation.

Suddenly, the queen stood and stormed from the room, infuriated at being ignored and objectified. Behind her, she left a strangled sentence hanging in the room behind her; "I'm a person too, Izuku. Treat me like one."

A guard turned to look at the empty doorway Ochako had just stormed out of, watching her go. "King Izuku," he said facing the king once again. "Let her go. She knows kacchan is taking her anyway."

He turned back to the other man, watching his spiky blond (A/N fun fact, 'blond' is masculine And 'blonde' is feminine. Which should I use for bakuhoe in the future?) hair shift around his ears as he moved around angrily. 

Bakugo was a pirate, and a famous one at that, if you didn't get that already. He was feared around the world for his wrath and merciless kills. He knew this and it showed in the way that he sauntered around like he owned every establishment he entered.

He carried himself in a way that absolutely BOASTED confidence and danger, and everyone that he encountered, save for King Midorya and his own pirate crew, was terrified of. 

The way his piercings and the beads and braids woven into his hair swung wildly around his rugged, salt-worn face simply oozed with power. Pair that with the red bandanna he tended to wear at all times, never a stereotypical captains hat that all the other extras tended to. 

He was respected as a pirate, and his ship, Satisfaction, was a quite the image of that. All the best pirates had the most movie-worthy pirate ships, not like those fancy government ships that King Midorya himself posessed. 

His ship was waiting at the wharf, where he had left it in search for the king's crown, hence why he was here in the first place. He had been searching for the famed 'Crown Jewel' for a while now, a treasure that required seven crowns, as he had recently discovered. It didn't matter who's, as long as he had them.

It was then that he realized, Ochako had a crown. And Midorya must have known that. Why didn't he realize earlier? The woman was a small price to pay for his first step towards an inevitable victory.

He grunted in satisfaction, looking the king in the eye. "I'll take her. Have her ready by dawn tomorrow and with her crown. Good doing business, shitty fucking Deku." 

At that, he tipped an invisible hat towards the man and stomped out of the room.

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