Bakugo Katsuki, the most feared pirate of the seven seas, and quite frankly the seven continents as well, has been on the hunt for a legendary treasure for years now, but when two unexpected turns of events happen one after another, leading to the u...
Long story short, my sister found my planning notebook. She's currently obsessed with that bread song, Anya Nami. ~All I all I really wanted was a bit of bread~ you know, that one. So, anyway. That's the picture on top, by the way. On with the story, I guess. Also this chapter is a bit of a filler, shit's really going to go down in the next chapter. Maybe, I haven't written it yet.
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When captain Bakugo stepped out of the throne room, he turned to a guard before he made his way out of the castle. "Make sure the queen brings her crown, but tell her to leave those girly-ass dresses behind, they won't be any use to her on my boat." He left without another word.
When Bakugo strolled up the gangplank of his ship, he immediately went to barge into his quarters and scream at his navigator, ashido Mina, who also happened to be his first mate.
*insert beautiful bread drawing from earlier*
For some reason, Katsuki trusted the woman with his life, and she was the one he could confide in the most, even though he refused to admit it.
She was the oldest member of his crew, her bright pink curls and fucking yellow bandanna (obviously a copy of his) were quite the stark contrast to the drab background that was the rest of the ship.
He WOULD'VE ripped the dammed thing off of her head years ago, but it seemed as though she was the only person with authority over the feral man on the ship. The rest of the crew were secretly terrified of the woman for that reason.
"Ashido! You better fucking have gotten everything I sent you for! Because otherwise, this stop was for a shitload of nothing! And we ended up with some round face chick to deal with, too," he fumed, dragging his hands down his face with a frustrated grunt.
Ashido sighed. Yes, I sent the crew into town to plunder a bit. But Ojiro couldn't find Hagakure, the dammed woman keeps disappearing, so we didn't get all of the medicines and salves you asked for. Otherwise, we did pretty good."
The crazed piratesse (A/N did I make up that word, yes. Should it be in the dictionary? Also yes) grinned suddenly, remembering something, and dragged bakugo by the wrist back out onto the deck of the ship.
"Kats-"
"CAPTAIN Bakugo. Kats. Katsuki." God, this was happening way too much in one day, more than it should have.
"Jesus, yes sir. Damn, Kats, you're fiesty today. So, anyway," Ashido continued nonchalantly, pulling him down the gangplank and onto the docks.
"Oh, hey Sero!" She waved to a straight toothed, greasy, black haired man hanging from the side of the ship with nails in his mouth. The carpenter waved back cheerily before turning back to his task.
"I was wandering around today, and I found a pub." She said excitedly, before stopping suddenly in front of a shady looking brick building with an unconscious civilian or two laying on the crusty front steps.
"Ashido, why are you doing this?" The blond (e cuz we love our slay queen girly pop) said with a frown. He hesitated to follow her inside.
"To get you to loosen up! I knew your meeting with 'Doriya would get you tense." She smirked. "And to rid you of all that sexual tension you two have, sweetie. Don't deny it."
She raised her eyebrows and he glared at her with a bit of a growl. "He hates my guts, which is mutual, and he likes to tease, the bitch. God fucking fucknuggets I hate him (you're welcome, Susgay)." He did, however, let Ashido finally drag him inside the noisy pub and buy him a drink.
"Honey, I know there's something on your mind, you're not as shout-ey as you usually are. Tell me what's up."
The captain glared and took a swig of his rum. "Fine." He slammed the glass onto the counter.
"Fucking Deku stuck me with his goddamed WIFE to babysit. I got the crown, but now we have to drag this whiny bitch all around creation and back. Or, we could throw her off the side of the ship before we reach yuuei. That's a good idea."
Yuuei. The massively famous country that sat right next to Japan. Bakugo was always impressed that such a small country could have so much fame. It was home to dozens of rulers that presided over their kingdoms remotely. It ranged from older kings and queens, only sacks of bone at this point, to young, spry, GULLIBLE, newly inheriting leaders.
The country was one of the Satisfaction's next destinations, because where there were monarchs, there were bound to be crowns.
"Yeah, yeah, we all know that's an empty threat, sweetie." Ashido chugged the rest of her rum and plunked it down onto the bar counter, calling out to the bartender.
"Sir, could you organize two rooms for us for the night and point us in the direction of some fun? She wiggled her eyebrows and Bakugo sighed.
He didn't mind letting loose, if only for one night before an inevitably stressful journey, just to get his kind off of the treasure for a few hours. He'd talk to Mina in the morning.
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CHAPTER TWO!! Woohoo bishes! Good day and goodnight my little smeggsy pineapples. Love ya.
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