Something Stupid-Noah Puckerman

Showmance

Alex and I step out of his car and I look across the parking lot to literally see Finn Carrying Rachels backpack and then I scoff.

" Ugh, what does that troll think she's doing?" I say out loud. "Who?" Alex asks.

" That Rachel girl, all obsessed with my cousin" I tell him while crossing my arm. Alex see's im tense and laces our hands together.

" And he has a girlfriend and is literally all over Rachel." I said, sighing.

" Babe I'm telling you Finns my man he would never cheat on Quinn he's crazy over her. Put some more faith in your cousin." Alex tells me and i just hum in response as we walk into the school

**

"Get a room!" Santana shouts at Mr.Shue and Ms.Pillsbury as we walk by them.

"Ms.Sylvester wants to see you in her office, she doesn't like to be kept waiting" I tell Mr.Shue as we walk away.

**

"We are in line to be the most popular kids at this school over the next couple of years-" I stand quietly as Quinn goes on about being popular and things in the future with Finn.

" you're making too big of a deal about this!" Finn whisper shouted  looking around to see if anyone was watching.

" Okay, let's compromise, If you quit the club ill let you touch my breast..."

"Under the shirt?"

"Over the bra"

"Look I-I-I gotta get to class, okay?" he walked away

" Big nose eavesdrop much?" i question Rachel

Quinn walks closer to Rachel " Time for girl talk man hands. You can dance with him, you can sing with him. But you will never have him!" Quinn warns her

" I understand why you could be threatened, Finn and I have made a connection, but I am an honorable person. I don't need to steal your man. I have plenty of suitors of my own." Rachel Tells us

I tilt my head and purse my lips. "You mean jacob? You can have him, he's all yours" I tell her pointing at him watching us at the end of the hallway.

" Every day Glee status is going up and yours is going down" Rachel walks away before a sudden splash of slushy hits her. I look up to see Puck and Alex standing there. Quinn and I start laughing and say goodbye before I go up to Alex and Puck.

" Hey Babe.... Puck" i say

"Hey Baby." Alex says kissing my forehead

" Hey Livi." Puck says smirking and I ignore him and look up at Alex.

" I gotta go but i'll see you in celibacy" I say kissing him real quick. I then give a weary glance to Puck before walking away.

**

" This celibacy club is now in session. Thanks to a new school rule that says we have to let anyone join the club, we are welcoming a new member this week, Rachel, what's her name." I spit while I looked at Rachel who's sitting quietly.

" Where are all the boys?" Rachel asks

" Down the whole first half hour we separate, and then  we come together to share our faith." Quinn tells her scoffing.

**

" I think I'm going to kill myself... No, I'm serious. We are bombarded with sexual imagery every day, beer ads, those short skirts. I'm supposed to be surrounded by temptation and not be able to do anything about it?" JBI questions. As Finn, Alex, Puck, and other boys are in their room for celibacy.