Something Stupid-Noah Puckerman

Acafellas

Quinn and i were quietly giggling at the choreography Mr. Shue had us do.

" Can we stop please?" Rachel asks.

"You don't have to ask every time you need to go to the bathroom Rachel, you can just go." Mr.Shue told her.

" It's not my bladder, it's the choreography."

" Okay what's wrong with it." Mr.Shue asked as I looked at Quinn and raise my eyebrow.

" It sucks! It's completely unoriginal. We can't compete with Vocal Adrenaline with these steps. You're a great coach Mr.Shue...but you're not a trained choreographer. That's what we need to be the best. We need Dakota Stanley."

**

I'm at my locker getting my books for my next class when I feel two arms wrap around my waist. I smile and turn around to see Alex.

" Hey baby." I say looking up at him.

" Hey Livi." He says smiling

"What's up?" I asked him

" Did you join the Glee club? I heard some people saying You, Quinn,Santana,and Brittany all joined." He asked me confused.

" We joined because that troll Rachel or whatever is getting all lovey dovey with Finn and Quinn wanted to supervise her and didn't want to join alone." I tell him

"Okay... Well i go to practice, I love you." he says leaning down to give me a peck.

I pulled away " I love you too"

He walked away and I continued to get my stuff out of my locker.

**

"Of course he doesn't want anything to do with us, after you kicked him in the 'nads'" Finn said as we all sat in the choir room because Rachel called an emergency meeting.

"The goal was to win, and now that Mr.Shuester has agreed to let us hire Dakota Stanley we can." Santana stated smirking at Quinn,Brittany, and I.

"But he doesn't want us to. He just doesn't have the confidence to coach us anymore."Finn says looking at Rachel

"Guys are really sensitive when it comes to this kind of stuff..." He shrugged.

"And that's my fault?" Rachel asks in disbelief

" You see anyone else in here with "I'm so sorry" cookies? I don't. Just you.' Finn responds

Me and santana snicker while Rachel looks at Finn in disbelief. I stand up.

" I'm bored. All those in favor of having Dakota Stanley? I ask looking around the room.

Everyone but Finn raises their hand.

**

Quinn and I sit in Coach Sylvester's office while she is working out.

"It's a good start. You're sowing the seeds of destruction." Coach Sylvester tells us.

"Mr.Shuester barely shows up for rehearsals." Quinn tells her.

" Oh No, no, no 'barely' will not cut it. i will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded." Coach Sylvester tells us shaking her head.

" And what about this Dakota Stanley character? Any chance he actually helps?" She asks

" They're soft. He'll eat them alive, I give them 15 minutes before the first one quits of commits suicide." I tell her

" You know what ladies. Learned a lot in special forces. I was on the strike team in Panama when we extracted Noriega. We took out the shepherd, then we went after the sheep. You need to go after these glee clubbers one by one. And I want my full budget restored..... I need my fog machine." Coach Sylvester explains