Something Stupid-Noah Puckerman

Preggers

I'm in Kurt's basement with Brittany helping Kurt film a dance to Single Ladies.

Suddenly the music stops and we all turn around to see Kurt's dad staring at us.

"Dad your home early"

"Deadliest catch is on" Burt responds

"what are you wearing"He asks Kurt as he looks at his outfit.

"It's a unitard. Guys wear them to workout nowadays, do sports, they wick sweat from the body." Kurt explains to his dad.

I look at Brittany then Kurt " Football." I tell Burt

"Yeah, all the guys in football wear them jock-chic." Kurt responds, going along with what i said as me and Brittany nod.

"Yup, Kurts on the football team now, he's the kicker." i tell Burt

" Yeah, Liv and Brit were helping me with some conditioning work since their cheerios." Kurt replies uneasily. Kurt takes a glance at me and I shrug.

Burt nods his head suspiciously as he looks at us. "Hmm really? You know I played in J.C. before I busted up my knee popping wheelies on my dirt bike." he says as we all nod our heads.

"Cool, I guess we'll have something to talk about." kurt responded to his father

"So are one of you two his girlfriend?" Burt asks, looking at me and Brit.

Kurt looked at me then put his arm around my waist. "But I'm not ready to be exclusive yet."Kurt says as I just smile and nod. Burt looks between Kurt and I.

"Just keep the music down, I can't hear myself think up there." Burt says as he heads towards the stairs then he turns to look at kurt. "Hey Kurt, be sure to get me a ticket to your first game." Burt says. Kurt's face immediately drops then replaces it with a smile and nods at his father.

***

Stupid, im stupid, this is so stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.

***

We are all in the choir room as Mr.Shue hands out our music.

"Excuse me, this isn't in the right key." Rachel tells Mr.Shue

" No, it is actually the right key." Mr.Shue replies

" But this is the alto part" Rachel says

"Yep, Tinas doing the solo."he says smiling at Tina. I look over at Quinn as we both look surprised.

"I'm sorry there must be some sort of mix up." Rachel says. I look at her in disbelief and quietly scoff at that.

"I thought I made it pretty clear that anything from West Side Story goes to me." Rachel says upset...Brat...

"Maria is my part!"Rachel exclaims. Me and Mercades share a look.

"Natalie Wood was a Jew, you know I've had a very deep personal connection to this role since the age of one." Rachel tells us

" Well i'm trying to shake things up a bit, get us out of our boxes" Mr.shue tells Rachel

" You're trying to punish me."

" I think you're being irrational."

" I think you're being unfair."

" I think you're being unfair to Tina who might be happy getting her first solo."

"Tina knows how much I respect her, and i think she would agree with me that she's not ready for such an iconic role as Maria."

"Wait, I'm a jet?" Mercades interjects