Something Stupid-Noah Puckerman

The Rhodes Not Taken

We are all in Glee singing "Don't Stop Believing". Finn and I have the solo's

Finn
A singer in a smoky room

Olivia
A smell of wine and cheap perfume

Finn and Olivia
For a smile we can share the night

The next part I start getting nauseous because we start spinning.

Finn and Olivia
It goes on and on and on and on

I feel like I'm about to throw up and I cover my mouth before I run out of the choir room.

***

Finns Pov

" Olivia you okay?" Mr.Shue says as Olivia leaves the classroom.

" When I picked her up this morning she said her mom made a breakfast burrito and it tasted weird or something." I told them not wanting anyone to get any hints.

***

Olivia's Pov

"Guys,I'd like to introduce you to someone very special. This is April Rhodes, she's our newest member." Mr.Shue says as a blonde girl stands next to him and does finger guns.

" Wait, so old people can join Glee club now?" Finn questions

"Old, huh. You guys look like the world's worst Benetton ad." April says

"Mr.Shuester, this seems like a terrible idea." Artie adds

"April is a great singer, and she never graduated." Mr.Shue tells us as he looks at April smiling.

"I appreciate what you're trying to do, but she's no Rachel or Olivia." Mercades says and looks at me as I smile at her.

" Who's Rachel and Olivia?" April asks

"Me Im Olivia" I say and raise my hand

"S-s-she's kinda our star." Tina says referring to Rachel

"Your star,eh. Well where is she?" April asks looking at us

"She left, to be the lead in Cabaret." Kurt responded

"Hey,Tinkles give me "Maybe This Time" in B-flat. And don't let me catch you snoozing" April says

April starts singing and Mr.Shue is right, she is an amazing singer. After she's done we just look at her amazed.

"Stick that in your pipe and smoke it." April says

I look at Kurt and see that he is wiping tears then I look at Alex who's just looking at her like she's the most beautiful person ever. I kick him and the shin and he clears his throat and looks at me smiling.

***

Puck's Pov

"Maybe Olivia's lactose intolerant" Kurt guesses

"That doesn't explain all the crying."Artie whispers

"Ma-Maybe she doesn't like the group."Tina suggests

"Are you all that stupid?" I question

" Seriously, I bet you thought Bert and Ernie were just roommates. Maybe...Olivia's got one oven."I tell them then sorta regret saying that.

"Who's the baby's daddy?"Mercedes questions

"Who do you think? Alex" I say and look at them

"Yes, you've heard right, I am returning to Glee club. In lieu of flowers, send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice." Rachel says as i walk away