Lucas: Yo.
Wake up, people.
Why's this chat always dead?
I swear I'm the only one keeping this place alive.
Curtis: That's because we're busy in the real group chat.
This is just the chat we added you to so you wouldn't feel left out.
Oliver: Bro. You weren't supposed to tell him.
Lucas: ...
Emily: They're definitely trolling you. 💯
Curtis: We're definitely not trolling.
Oliver: We're definitely not trolling.
Lucas: Why am I the punching bag of this group?
Layla: They're flirting with you.
Emily: That's what I was about to say! They just think you're cute, Luke. It's a form of flattery. 😏
Lucas: Can you guys just buy me flowers or something else instead?
Oliver: First of all, if I were going to flirt with anyone here, it'd be Curtis, hands down.
Grace: Every time I open this chat, it's always gay.
Curtis: Then stop opening the chat.
Grace: Uh oh, looks like he's flirting with me too now.
Layla: Someone's grumpy.
Curtis: Not grumpy. Just don't know why I'm here.
Grace: You're here because Olly invited you for whatever reason.
Oliver: "For whatever reason..."
Curtis: Not the group chat. I mean here. Like, on this planet. Just. Why.
Grace: I wonder that, too.
About you. Not about myself.
Emily: Sheesh, guys. Can we lighten the mood and stop insulting each other for one day?😣
Layla: That's the only way they know how to express affection to each other.
Curtis: Affection?
I'm so happy I don't live in the same state as any of you people.
Oliver: :(
Grace: Insulting each other is all we really have. What better way to unwind from a long day but to insult a bunch of people from the internet.
Emily: Or.
Curtis: No. Grace gets it.
Emily: Or.
Orrrrrr.
OR.
Layla: Bruh.
Emily: Or we can behave like proper friends and engage in some fun and healthy activities together in order to strengthen our connection! 🤗
Curtis: Gross.
Grace: Hate that.
Emily: Oh come on! 😩
You guys didn't even try!
Let's try a bonding exercise!💓
Layla: Like what?
Curtis: Don't encourage her.
Oliver: Let's hear her out.
Emily: Thank you!🥰
How about this? We all go around taking turns in sharing a secret about us that we've never told anyone else before?🤫
Curtis: Gross.
Grace: Hate that.
Curtis: I hate that more than I hate the emojis you overuse.
