Clair Voyant | Horror-Comedy & Horror 

I write horror for people who cope with fear by laughing at it. Expect gothic vibes, ominous atmospheres, and jokes delivered with the confidence of someone who absolutely should not be joking right now. My stories enjoy dread, but they thrive on irony, bad timing, and characters who make spectacularly poor decisions and then double down.

The aesthetic is Victorian gloom. The tone is "this is fine" while everything burns. There will be monsters. There will be awkward silence. Occasionally, the horror will pause so the narrative can make an extremely dry remark and move on.

My debut novel, Emmalien's Constellation, is available online wherever books are sold. This is a statement of fact, not a threat.

I post fiction here for readers who like their horror funny, their comedy morbid, and their narrators just a little too calm about the situation.

Read responsibly.

Or recklessly.

I am not supervising you.

Welcome.

And please don't touch the birds.


  • In the body of Christ.
  • JoinedJune 7, 2024


Last Message
Lady_Clair_Voyant Lady_Clair_Voyant Jul 26, 2025 07:48PM
Chapter 2 is out! Thank you to everyone who is following this new and original story! I'll do my best to bring you guys a new chapter each weekend!https://www.wattpad.com/story/398326798
View all Conversations

Stories by 𝓛 𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓥𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓷𝓽
The First Mouth by Lady_Clair_Voyant
The First Mouth
The mind breaks long before the veil does. On a forgotten island, a cave pulses with ancient hunger. The lege...
ranking #949 in horrorfiction See all rankings
You Guys See It, Too, Right? by Lady_Clair_Voyant
You Guys See It, Too, Right?
I can't be the only one seeing this, can I? There is definitely something weird going on in this town. For th...
ranking #167 in horror-comedy See all rankings
One Of Us Is A Serial Killer by Lady_Clair_Voyant
One Of Us Is A Serial Killer
A one-shot written for the Mortuus Hiems 2024 collection
1 Reading List