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"There is no way in hell I am sharing a bed with you," Ashtray shakes his head "I guess you'll just have to sleep on the ground" he shrugs while waking over to the bed and taking a seat toward the end of it.
"Excuse me?!" I laugh-scoff "I am most definitely not sleeping on the ground, asshole."
"Im the one who paid for the room so I get to choose who gets the bed, and I choose me."
I think for a second. I am totally not going to be sleeping on the floor to a 100-year old inn. The floor probably hasn't even been cleaned in like twenty decades! ugh, just thinking about all the possible germs and diseases trapped in the pattered carpet makes me want to gag.
"Oo! I have an Idea!" I gasp in a sarcastic tone, moving to stand in front of him.
"What?" He looks up to me with an unimpressed look.
"You can sleep on the ground, and I'll sleep on the soft fluffy bed."
He rolls his eyes and shakes his head.
I groan in annoyance.
"Okay you know what, lets both just stop being stubborn ass bitches and sleep in the same damn bed. We can put a pillow between us so we don't go anywhere near each other while we're asleep." I tell him, sick of our stupid bickering.
"Angelina, I am no-"
"Please Ash, I'm tired and cold. I just want to sleep." I cut him off.
Who knew in 100-million years I would ever be practically begging Ashtray to let me sleep in the same bed as him. God, what has happened to my sanity.
He sighs before rubbing his face and making eye contact with me, a tired look on his face.
"Fine. But I swear to God, if you come within even a foots range of me, I'm pushing you off the fucking bed." He states firmly, leaning back onto the bed so that he's now lying down on his back.
"Deal" I sigh.
"You're dripping onto the floor by the way."
"huh?" I look down confused. He's right. Im completely soaked from the storm. "I'm gonna take a shower."
"I hope you slip in there," Ashtray yells after me.
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I reenter the main room after my shower in a towel, feeling warm and refreshed. I see Ash trying to fall asleep on the bed with a pillow in the center.
"That was the best damn shower I have ever taken," I say, not caring if I wake him up.
