(yay)
Charlie: Hey guys, I just realized that Rosie never got added back in, I think I will add he back in.
Alastor: Its better if you don't my dear.
Charlie: Why not?
Vaggie: She will probably die
Charlie: Oh don't be dramatic.
Velvette: She isn't being dramatic, I mean maybe a bit. Rosie would be left half dead maybe. Carmilla has been pissed these last few days she's not happy. She said "If Rosie gets added in the group chat and says a WORD I will kill that bitch". And when she says stuff like that, she isn't lying.
Charlie: I'm sure it will be fine!
Alastor: I'm telling you Charlie, don't add her back in.
Charlie: What's the worst that can happen?
Rosie gets added back in
Velvette: ROSIE, DON'T SAY A WORD
Vaggie: Yea, I think if you wanna be spared, don't say ANYTHING
Velvette: YEA, DONT EVEN JOKE AROUND, SHE IS LOOKING AT HER PHONE. AND SHE LOOKS PISSED.
Rosie: Ugh, why did you have to add me back in? And why don't I say anything?
Rosie: Oh shit, I think I know why now.
*A minute goes by*
Lute: Okay, what is going on?
Angel: I think rosie is abt to get her ass wooped.
Velvette: this is Carmilla's daughter here, and Velvette is tryna convince her not to go partially kill Rosie! Tbh, I'm on my moms side.
Lucifer: Should I go help??
Velvette: Yes, if you don't want Rosie killed. Velvette lost the battle.
Charlie: Oh no! what have I done?!?
Vaggie: It's fine hon! Your dad is gone sorting things out!
Rosie: Well shit, I'm gonna die! Bye people!
(Blah Blah Blah, everything happens, Lucifer just barely saves Rosie. There, happy?)
Angel: Well that was interesting! Sadly I didn't even get to see it!
Charlie: Yea, sorry for adding you in Rosie!
Rosie: Oh don't worry about it! I'm not mad, you just want everyone to get along! That's all!
Charlie: Thanks! Now dad, You better tell me what happened last night!
Lucifer: Ugh, I thought I might have a chance of you forgetting. Fine
Alastor: She might forget, but I wouldn't
Lucifer: Sounds about right.
Charlie: Don't avoid the question!
Lucifer: Oh, right. Last night, I thought about drinking, but then I started to get really angry at myself, I don't know why or how, It just happened so quickly. I grabbed an empty bottle, leaned against my door, which wasn't closed, thats was the first boom. Seconds after, I smashed it against my head.
(sorry yall, im not good at writing angst in 1st person, I did mah best, sorry to all of those LUcifer angst droolers.)
Charlie: Omg, dad! How did it smash on your head tho, was it laid agains your head before you fell, then accidentally smashed it?
Lucifer: No, it was on purpose.
Charlie: WHAT?? WHY?
Alastor: Charlie dear, do you trust me enough to handle this?
Charlie: Yes, why?
Alastor: Exactly what it sounds like, so I think you know why. Lucifer, come to our room, now.
Angel: O-oooh, someone is in trouble
Velvette: Wish you luck bro.
Husk: lets hope they don't have a deal.
Vaggie: They don't, and if they did, he wouldn't hurt him.
Husk: makes sense
Vox: If you're gonna fuck him, can you do it to me instead
Vox has been removed from the gc by Alastor
Alastor: no
Angel: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Valentino: deserved asshole
Lucifer: Ok... coming...
Valentino: can i catch it on camera?
Valentino has been removed from the gc by Alastor
Velvette: HAHAHAHAHA, I wonder if i'm gonna be the next vee
Alastor: nah, you're the only good Vee
Velvette: Yas
Charlie: Everyone, come down for trust exercises! Except dad an Al...
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(Hey guys, I'm gonna be taking a break for a few weeks, I have not been well lately. I will still be answering comments and ect, but other than that, I will be taking a long break. For those who are wondering, I am going through a 3 year break-up with my ex-girlfriend, girlfriend, whatever you call it. We broke up earlier today, so Ig she is my Ex?? We are still friends, but other than that, everything is fine. Thank you for understanding, and so I make myself clear, I am NOT quitting, just a break. Thank you all! I will get a chapter out before the begging of next month. See you guys soon!
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Hazbin Hotel GC
FanfictionShips: Velvette x Carmilla / Lucifer x Alastor / Charlie x Vaggie / (Slight??) Vox x Valentino / Cherri Bomb x Sir Pentious (Some of them might not show) Characters: (might forget to put in a few) Charlie/Vaggie/lucifer/alastor/husk/angel dust/ the...