Damn, this is supposed to be day 13 pt 2, cus I made two gay twelves.
As Lucifer awakens, he see's a hospital ceiling. "What? What happened???" Lucifers says loudly before pain strikes throughout his body. "Crap.." He says as he sees his father before him. he trys to recall what had happened until... Everything came rushing back to his head. His eyes widen in fear. "No... No..! Dad I swear, I'm so sor!-" He try's to explain as he gets cut off by his father. "Lucifer. It's fine, I don't get why you didn't just tell me- Wait. I take that back, but you didn't actually take me serious did you?" Lucifer doesn't say anything as he is in a shocked state. "Damn... I should really stop making stuff that I don't mean sound real..." He says as Lucifer Finally speaks up "So you're not... mad? B-but I had a kid and you said you would ki!-" "Yea.................... I didn't really mean it..."
(Blah blah blah, they talked, basically god is bad at jokes. He saw the baby. and now back to the groupchat. Yea, Ik, I'm a lazy ass 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅)
Lucifer: Wsp fuckers
Angel: BRUUUUHHH, FINALLY YOU TEXTED BACK, CHARLIE TOLD US EVERYTHING, EVEN WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MEETING.
Lucifer: gd damn 🥲
Charlie: What can i say?
Emily: EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME FOR THE TIDES, THE SUN, THE SKY. HEY IT'S OKAT, IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE WELCOME I'M JUST AN ORDINARY SERAPHIM. HEY WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS AND PULLED UP A SKY. WHEN YOU WERE WADDLING YEA HIGH? THIS GAL. WHEN THE NIGHTS GOT COLD, WHO STOLE YOU FIRE FROM DOWN BELOW? YOUR'RE LOOKING AT HER YO, OH, ALSO I LASSOED THE SUN. YOU'RE WELCOME! TO STRETCH YOUR DAYS AND BRING YOU FUN ALSO I HARNESSED THE BREEZE. YOU'RE WELCOME. TO FILL YOUR SAILS AND SHAKE YOUR TREES. SO WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU'RE WELCOME??????? FOR THE ISLANDS I PULLED FROM THE SEA. THERE'S NO NEED TO PRAY, IT'S OK, YOUR WELCOME BITCHES. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA, II GUESS IT'S JUST MY WAY OF BEING ME! YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME. YOUR'E WELCOME, WELL COME TO THINK OF IT KID, HONESTLY I COULD GO ON AND ON, I COULD EXPLAIN EVERY NATRUL PHENOMENON. THE TIDE, THE GRES, THE GROUND. OH THAT WAS JUST CHARLIE MESSING AROUND! I KILLED AN EEL, I BURIES ITS GUTS, IT SPROUTED A TREE, NOW YOU GOT COCONUTS?!?!?! WHATS THE LESSON? WHATS THE TAKE- AWAY? DON'T MUS WITH CHARLIE WHEN SHE'S ON A BREAK-AWAY. THE TAPESTRY HERE ON MY SKIN! IS A MAP A MAP OF VICTORIES, I WIN, LOOK WHERE I'VE BEEN! I MAKE EVERYTHING HAPPEN! LOOK AT THAT MEAN MINI CHARLIE JUST TICKETY-TAPPIN'. HA HA HA HA HA HA ,HEY. WELL ANYWAYS, LET ME SAY YOU'RE WELCOME YOU'RE WELCOME, FOR THE WONDERFUL FOR THE WONDERFUL WORLD YOU KNOW! HEY IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY, YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME. WELL, COME TO THINK OF IT, I GOTTA GO, HEY. HEY, IT;S YOUR DARE TO SAY, YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!! YOU'RE WELCOME. CAUSE I'M GONNA NEED THAT BOAT! I'M SAILING AWAY, AWAY, YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME. 'CAUSE CHARLIE CAN DO ANYTHING BUT FLOAT! YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!! AND THANK YOU!!
(Don't mind that, the song is; "You're welcome" from the movie Moana.)
Husk: Why did we just sit there and wait for her to type that?
Charlie: Anyways...
Charlie: DAD, WHAT THE GENDER, AND NAME????
Emily: 😈😈😈😈
Lucifer: It's....
(mwaahhaahhaahhaahahhahahahahah, cliffhanger)
(Sorry for not posting, and no, I'm back, but not at the same time.)
(So basically I will be finishing the 2k special, WHICH HAS TURNED INTO 5K AND I AM SO GRATEFUL TYSM. I LOVE YOU GUYS. Like, how? But, once I finish the 2k special, I will only be posting when I'm free.)
(Thank you guys for coming with me throughout this journey. I honestly really appreciate you all and I hope you continue to grow with me throughout this journey.)
(Sorry, It's so short, I was rushing bc someone said they would eat a lego if I didn't finish the cliffhanger. pls don't eat a lego. No joke, that's literally the only reason I'm posting this. Pls don't eat legos, they're bad for you. 😢😢🤧. coolkid301)
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