The elves fuck up during a meeting and the yetis made a batch corrupt globes, norths prise posestions from his pirating days fall into said globes into different worlds, When north notifies the guardians of the danger he must go through to get his i...
First bunnymund came tumbling out the portal onto what seemed to be hard floor, not snow like the last time "crikey.." bunnymund mumbled onto the floor. A smell filled his nose jasmine and vanilla. 'Arent those used fo-"
Jack flies through landing on his feet, unfortunately for bunnymund it was his back he's standing on.
"GET OFF BLOKE" Bunnymund stood up making jack fall on his butt
Sandy came through normally and was looking pretty exhausted maybe he could take a nap while they searched
North walked out next with tooth right behind him "I dont zink i vill ever get used too zat" North said looking nauseous. Tooth patted his shoulder while Jack was just laughing on the ground
Jack shut his mouth when he heard a curtain open and big foot steps
"Who hell are you!?" Someone with A thick Russian accent said
The guardians looked up to see a man similar to North but slightly younger?
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(This north)
All the guardians paused nervously
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The other man had made them sit down in a dinning hall of sorts, the decorations were definitely expensive especially the fine china they could see. Another thing the guardians had noticed was the guy in a suit probably security? What even is this place..
Jack studied the security guard, the man was of dark skin and blueish gray hair. He looked to be around early 30's he also had strange tattoo markings on his forehead, definitely had a muscular build.. 'Aren't these variants of us? So who's that?' jack thought.
"So you guys are different versions of us..?" The younger north said
"Da! I'm you but Santa" north said
The other north let out a loud laugh thinking about how funny it is that he's Santa "Alright introduce yourself's"
North started to talk "Vell I'm Nicholas st. North, I'm you but you already know zat"
"My name Nicholas but just kall me Nick, it's what my vorkers kall me anyvays"
Jack sighed in relief because he would stop being confused if they used different names "I'm jack frost, Spirit of winter and fun!" He smiled brightly at Nick
"Da! Jack my most expensive vorker for how young he tis" nick said pleased
Jack looked confused and finally decided to ask the question all of them were wondering "What is this place? And I'm really confused by you saying workers."
"Vell zis brothel and I'm owner." Nick said leaving everyone even more confused
"What's a brothel?" Jack asked
"Ve are in pleasure district, it's place for men to visit vomen but ve offer other services too." Nick answered
It took jack a full 5 seconds for it to click in his mind, but when it did he immediately turned redder then a tomato, the other guardians followed but bunnymund was sweating bullets already knowing what the place was by the smell.
Jack was thinking back on the words of 'Da! Jack my most expensive vorker for how young he tis' turning even more red
"Bunny!" Nick called
Bunnymund looked up forgetting about the them being in a brothel issue.
"Sir? Also please don't call me that. You know my names aster." The body guard insisted
Jack got out of his state realizing the human guard was the big kangaroos alternate version. "I KNEW IT!" He practically yelled
"Knew what sweet tooth?" Tooth asked
"That Bodyguard is bunnymund!!" Jack laughed
Bunnymund started blushing out of pure embarrassment, he doesn't like the attention. "Shut your mouth frostbite!"
"Oh great I'm a bunny in that universe... Ironic for the nickname." Aster said
"What's wrong with being a bunny?" Bunnymund asked slightly offended
"Nothing, it's just weird because iv never seen a talking rabbit..." Aster answered calmly
"Oh." Bunnymund sat down in embarrassment again ' I guess a big bunny is unusual to humans..'
A nice violin music started playing from upstairs
"It's a Sunday, we are closed so I have no idea why she's playing..." Nick said
"Probably trying to perfect it for more money, you shouldn't be complaining" aster responded in a serious fashion
"Ha! I'm not, I do love money." Nick said in response with a short laugh
"Who's playing? It sounds beautiful!" Tooth said relaxing to the music slightly
"Ah! You should see for self! Bun- Aster take her upstairs!" Nick commanded
"Yes sir" aster looked at tooth "follow me ma'am"
Tooth fawned at the gentle man and followed him out of the room
A little blonde girl ran into the room "papa!" She ran to hug Nick
"Sophie! What's wrong?" Nick asked
"Mama is being violent again, she's scaring me and brother!" The little girl said
"Don't worry I will handle, stay here with.. uhh. You guys good with children? " Nick asked
"Yep, take care of them on a daily bases!" Bunnymund kinda lied but whatever
"Play with bunny, I'll be back soon" Nick handed the kid to bunnymund and left
"Is that Sophie?" Jack asked
She giggled "Jackie!"
He smiled at her "yep that's Sophie! Why would they be at a brothel tho? It's not to great for a kid.."
"Not sure mate, but we need to get our artifact and get out of here. No offense but I don't wanna see a prostitute" bunnymund said
North laughed "to bad sandy is sleep, he would have laughed"
Jack thought for a moment "do you think Jamie is here?"
North respond with a shrug "not sure, tho possible"
"Let's go find out!" Jack started to fly off leaving north and bunnymund by themselves with a floating sleeping sandman
"Should we follow?" North asked
"No, the bugger will be fine. Let's search for your artifact." Bunnymund said still carrying a Sophie
I'm going to leave it there and write a part two later and it will be properly written, sorry you guys had to wait so long, I was sick for two weeks and had an school stuff but now it's the summer so I can upload and write more, this was rushed tho but hopefully you liked it. See you guys in the next part
And also jack is not a normal brothel worker, same with tooth, they just do entertainment like dances and games! But the others don't know that yet
