Godzilla: The Sitcom S1 EP1 - Minilla Home Alone
1. Godzilla's Apartment. DAY.
Godzilla and Jet Jaguar (both styled in 80s sitcom esque outfits). Both are on a couch playing video games. Jet Jaguar loses against Godzilla in the game. Jet Jaguar starts a conversation
Jet Jaguar: Y'know what would be crazy?
Godzilla: What?
Jet Jaguar: What if we were in a sitcom? And our lives were made up by some neurodivergent nerd with a lot of time on his hands?
Godzilla: That's.... a completely stupid thought. Did you watch The Truman show or something?... Be honest with me, this place has a no-smoking rule, I'll cover for you. I just wanna know-
Jet Jaguar: What? No, dear God no. Drugs are nothing but addictive life-ruiners!
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Godzilla: Do you think the bar is still open?
Jet Jaguar: Yeah, I mean we go there daily, so probably
Goji looks back at the T.V screen, J.J looks back too.
Jet Jaguar: Do you at least think the show would be memorable?
* EXT shot of TO-HOtel. Title card*
2. INT. Godzilla's apartment. DAY.
Godzilla and Jet Jaguar are heading out for the bar. Minilla walks into the living room from his room.
Minilla: Where are you going Dad-ee!
Godzilla: (Fuck-) Uhhh, Me and Jet are going out, could you take care of yourself? (God, I am an amazing father)
Minilla: OK!
Godzilla and J.J leave and head out to the bar, Minilla stares blankly at the door.
3. INT. TO-HOtel FLOOR 4 HALLWAY. DAY.
Godzilla: Do you think Minilla will do alright alone?
Jet Jaguar: Yeah, I mean what's the worst that could happen.
4. EXT. Some random federal prison in North Carolina. DAY
5. INT. The same federal prison in North Carolina. DAY.
2 guards are guarding a prison cell. they are both dozing off until they both hear a loud clang inside the cell.
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Godzilla: The Sitcom
HumorTOHO's kaiju and others placed in an 80-90s esque sitcom. Godzilla and friends get into classic sitcom shenanigans, like hangovers, love, reckless driving, murder, and property damage. What wacky fun would these beloved copyright...
