Godzilla: The Sitcom S1 EP3 - Gigan and Megalon
1. INT. Godzilla's Apartment. DAY.
Godzilla and Jet Jaguar are sitting on the couch. Jet is going through old pictures with Godzilla.
Godzilla: Jesus, Jet, you have not aged once, you still look the same like you did in the 70s
Jet: Can't say the same for you! You used to be so adorable back then! and still adorable today
Godzilla: Huh?
Jet: Nothing!
Godzilla: Anyway, let's look at more!
Jet: Alright....hey who were these 2 again?
Godzilla: Huh? Oh.....didn't we use to hang out with those guys?
Jet: Oh I remember now, that's Gigan and Megalon. Man, Gigan was such a huge nerd, all he did was talk about robotics and all of that stuff.
Godzilla: I know right, he was obsessed with that type of stuff! Hell, I am pretty sure he would've married the stuff, luckily, we talked him out of marrying his sex robot.....
Jet: Yeah, that was weird! I wonder what happened to him...
Godzilla: I don't know... I remember the last day of college, He was talking to Megalon about something called "transkaijuism" or something like that....
Jet: Oh yeah, Megalon! We were friends with him too! I wonder what happened to those two.... Maybe they ended up like us too! Two bros living in apartments next to each other!
Godzilla: Probably not, I don't think Megalon would have wanted to deal with all that!
Minilla: Dad-ee! What are you two doing!
Godzilla: Nothing right now, why do you ask?
Minilla: The phone is ringing!
Godzilla picks up the phone, it is a call from the front desk. He answers.
Godzilla: Hello?
Ebirah: Hello Godzilla, two dudes came in, claiming to know you and Jet? Could you both come down here and confirm.
Godzilla: I wonder who those could be, Jet, we've been called to go downstairs to the lobby.
Jet Jaguar: Ah sweet! Did my life-size Astofolo statue come in! I loved her!
Godzilla: Jet....what the fuck! Is that what the 2,000 charge on my credit card is from? Y'know what, it doesn't matter, come on, let's go downstairs.
2. INT. TO-HOtel Lobby. 10AM.
Godzilla and Jet arrive at the front desk, and meet up with 2 old friends.
Godzilla: Holy- Gigan and Megalon?
Jet: What are you two doing here?
Megalon: Me and Gigan are here on a honeymoon trip- I mean....we just wanted to visit you two!
Godzilla: Ok, cool....why does Gigan look like that? Why is he wearing that red visor, and is that saw attatched to his body?
Jet: Yeah, Gigan... What happened?
Gigan stares at the two, his visor reflects a blinding light.
Gigan: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspire to the purity of the blessed machine.
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Godzilla: The Sitcom
HumorTOHO's kaiju and others placed in an 80-90s esque sitcom. Godzilla and friends get into classic sitcom shenanigans, like hangovers, love, reckless driving, murder, and property damage. What wacky fun would these beloved copyright...