Sun:I’m gonna die alone.
Moon:Sun, you’re not gonna die alone.
Sun:Roxanne, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.
Moon:Uh-huh. Why is that?
Sun:If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Sun:So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.
Sun:Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
(I donot ship Sun and Roxanne btw- this is in the past)
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Sun and Moon show incorrect quotes book 7
Overighad to make a new one because my last one was at maximum of chapters-
