Let's get something straight. Well by that I mean its rule time.
Rule 1: I don't tolerate rude comments
Rule 2: I promise to make a chapter everyday okay so please don't inbox me saying: "update faster"
I guess I only have 2 rules for now and I might add more along the way. Well toodles. Onward with the story!
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"Come on Max! We don't want to be late to see the fireworks!" Ruby announced toward Max as she dragged him by his arm and lead him outside.
Max had an unreadable expression and he stood blankly and shimmied out of her grip and adjusted his dark blue overalls.
Ruby rolled her eyes and turned towards Louise. Her best bunny friend for a long time now. "You're right Ruby! I just adore fireworks. But I think we made it right on time!" Louise said.
Louise got a tiny kick out of one upping Ruby but she shook the tingle away as she gazed at Ruby, waiting for a response.
"There is nothing more exciting than fireworks!" Ruby squealed Then they hopped about, flailing their arms like psychos and screaming "CABOOSH! WOOO! FRRRR! SPZZZZ! And CAPOW!"
Max whirled around and looked at them as if the had lost their minds. Then quickly covered it with his usual unreadable expression.
Just then a little yellow glow buzzed past Max and caught the attention of the snow-colored rabbit.
"Fireflies!" He gasped and pointed as Ruby and Louise stopped their nonsense to look at the flying bug.
Ruby looked at him with a half glare half smile and inhaled deeply. "Fire works! Not fire flies Max!" It was as if she tried her best to put him down and pounce on every opportunity of happiness Max encountered.
"We're going to see fireworks, Max." A smile hiding the obvious annoyance in her eyes. Max smirked and turned to run after it and said "Fireflies!"
Ruby grabbed him by his overall strings and glared "WHAT THE HELL RUBY! I WANT TO TOUCH THE GODDAMN FIREFLIES NOT FOLLOW YOU TO YOUR STUPID ASS FIREWORK SHOW!"
Ruby GAPED at his sudden outburst. It sure wasn't the first time she pissed him off either.
"Listen here you flat-footed no good evil kid! Leave the goddamned firefly alone we are going to see the fireworks because grandma is waiting on us now I'm not going to tell you again to bring your ignorant ass here and MOVE DAMMIT!" Ruby screamed.
Max huffed and followed her while muttering under his breath. "At least I'm not in love with that stupid ass baseball player who already has a girlfriend, ho."
Somewhere along the commotion Louise tip-toed away and peeled. Ditching both Max and Ruby.
"Lousie!?" Ruby called in search of her best friend. "Oh GREAT! Even Louise left me! See what you did! Ugh I hate you!"
Max rolled his eyes "Hate you more." A smile creeping up on his thin pink lips. Ruby noticed the smile and punched him playfully, running away calling: "I hate you more!"
He chased after her running as fast as his fat feet could carry him. Around this time grandma came into their back yard.
"Oh there you are? What took so long?" Grandma huffed as she trotted to us and frowned. Ruby and Max looked at each other awkwardly.
"Me and Max were fighting." Ruby snitched as Max glared heavily so only Ruby could see.
Grandma rolled her eyes. "Well I don't care come on or elese we will miss the fireworks!"
As soon as Grandma made a step, we heard huge rumbling and booming. "Noise?" Max said. Covering his ears and hiding behind Ruby.
They all turned around as another boom was followed by crackling and hissing.
The fireworks had already started. "Damn, we missed it." Ruby said quietly but grandma heard her and took her purse and whacked her in the back of the head heavily.
"Watch your mouth!" She scolded, adding another whack. Ruby whimpered, rubbing the back of her head. A small firefly buzzed around Max's face and Max and Grandma's face lit up.
Their faces weren't the only things lighting up, the sky soon filled with the little bugs. Their butts glowing yellow.
Max grinned heavily and so did grandma. Ruby rolled her eyes but then began to smile to.
"Fireflies!" Max cheered and sat down looking intensely with delight. Max grinned and silently thought to himself I always win.
Well well well, looks like you stuck around through my first chapter. Congratulations. You have achieved not being a lazy lame-o!
Well next update is tommorow so remember vote, comment, and save in your library.
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