N and P

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by Bigboy4000

by Bigboy4000

Unknown Disassembly Drone #1: *points his finger at them* ... Did you just slap me with that arm?

Uzi: Holy crap, it talks.

Scout: Oh. My. Holy. Stupid. F#cking. Cr@p!

Unknown Disassembly Drone #1: Yeah... Sorry, it's just my, uh, head kind of hurts. Hey, are you new to our squad? You're all a little, uhh... *Shows Error in his sensors* short for Disassembly Drones. *thinks for a few seconds, then acts friendly* I'm Serial Designation N, and this is Serial Designation P. *P waves* Nice to meet you. I'm kind of the leader of the squad in this city. That's not true. Everyone tells me I'm useless and terrible. Wait, I'm not supposed to tell you that part! Biscuits! *Sighs* Well, honesty is the best policy. *Laughs* I also can't seem to remember the past 3 hours of my life, can you, P?

P: *Thinks while sitting down and getting into a famous pose for a while (I'll let you guess what it is)* Mmmf. (Translation: No)

N: Oh well. I'm sure that'll sort itself out.

Scout: *Whispers* Quick, while they're disordinary, let's book it.

Uzi: Uh huh... we, uh, have to go.

They leave, but a sudden surge of pain reminds Uzi about the painful hole in her damaged hand.

Uzi: *Winces*

N: Stuck yourself? Just pop it in your mouth. Our saliva neutralizes the nanites. Otherwise, I'd be constantly disassembling myself.

As if on cue, he catches his nanite acid filled syringe tail before it stings him.

Engineer: And by our saliva, you mean...

Engineer & N: Disassembly Drone?

Engineer: Fascinating...

Uzi: Right. Hey, let's go in that landing pod over there!

N: Sure! I love doing anything!
Come on, P.

P shakes his head in agreement and follows him. Uzi was about to enter the pod, but Scout stopped her.

Scout: Why are we going in there? We got what we came for. Let's go.

Uzi: But, if we go in there and gain their trust, we can get dirt on them and find out their weaknesses.

Engineer: Well, she isn't wrong.

Scout: ...fine. But if we die, then it's your fault

And so, the 3 Worker Drones walked into the pod.