Murder Drones: The Mercenaries

Meet the Team

The scene changes to N sucking on Uzi's hand before spitting it out.

N: Bleh. Sweet.... uhhh, heheh. I'm open to new things, I guess.

P: *Muffles*

Uzi: We are never talking about this.

N: Talking about what? Ha ha. Consider it, uh... *does a cool move* Repressed!

Uzi, with a gross look on her face, looked at her hand and then back at N. There was a long silence.

Scout: ...Uh, you mentioned other members of your squad? Are they coming back soon?

N: Oh, yeah. 4 others. They're out hunting for a bit, but you'll love them. First, there's V.

(Flashback)

V smashed her claw into a Worker Drone named Grant and then looked at him with a crazy look.

Grant: No, no! Please don't feed me my own entrails in front of my family!

Of course, V, being the crazy psychopath she was, did the exact opposite, N watching V feed Grant his own entrails in front of his family and kill him.

V: *Laughs like a maniac* And yet, I still feel nothing. *Her right eye twitches*

N: (Blushing) *In his thoughts* Holy shot, she is so hot. *Speaks* So, V, uh, I heard this planet-wide toxic death storm is supposed to be especially inhospitable tonight -

V: Oh God, who are you?! *She leaves*

N: No worries, I'm N! But a whole letter is a lot to remember! *Laughs nervously*

(Flashback ends.)

N: So obviously, there is a lot of mutual respect there. But secretly, I actually kind of have a crush on her... You can't tell her, ok?!!

The whole gang was shocked at 1st, but then did the "Lips Sealed" sign.

N: We also have M.

(Flashback)

The camera then zooms out onto the M's surgery on N

N: [Laughing loudly] No more.

M: "But wait, there's more. When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!"

M laughs loudly alone. Half a second later, N laughs with him as he slaps his hand on a tray, knocking away the tools on it.

M: "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license.

[He chuckles, and a dove bursts out of N's chest. He scolds the bird.]

M: "Archimedes, no! It's filthy in there!" [He wipes his hand on his vest and looks at N for a second, who looks a tad offended,] "Ugh, birds." [He chuckles and grabs N's core]

M: "Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage, [He places the heart onto an Über heart attachment and moves toward his built in Medigun.] but I'm very certain your core -"