Well! We have finally opened the one and only AppleVees to all locations in the Pride ring! It's on every network you watch down here in Hell! (I don't question what you filthy sinners watch I just produce it!)
But if you don't know! WHICH YOU SHOULD
We sell products that look like food but are actually tech devices and atomic bombs!
Because who doesn't like throwing bombs and grenades at your creepy ass neighbor?
We have had a few explosions from Sinners trying to eat the food 😬😬)
Well! We have been open for business for a few months now and our top customer is Patriotic_Tejano ! Who I'm just going to call Billy because fuck introductions!
Billy here had bought half the grenades in the store and bombed Valentino's section. Which I would be suing them for if I wasn't thanking them for all the Sex Voyager Scopes being destroyed in the process. So 50% discount!!
Now let's get our business to keep on rolling because we have a sale going on that's definitely not just the actually price covered up! I mean come on who would do such a thing?
See you at AppleVees my dear viewers!
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