First off I'd like to first ask why nobody told me that A̶̤͍̟̲͓͕͍̼͕͎̽́̒̇͝L̸̼̞̰͘A̶̤͍̟̲͓͕͍̼͕͎̽́̒̇͝Ş̸̜̦̦̦̓́̐̈́͆̅̇̚T̷̢̧͎̤̗͙̜͓̽͊ͅͅO̸̜͉̹̳̎͒̎̄͘͘͝R̶̨̨̖̬̹̥̜̠͎̺̍͐̂ hacked into my N̺̻̔̆ͅḚͭ̉̇͟W̯ͤ̾ͣ͝S̵̙͕̀̃ P̧͕̒̊͘R͉̜̎͡͠O̖̼ͩ͌͐G̩̱ͩ̏͜R͉̜̎͡͠A̷͙ͭͫ̕M͉̅ͮ͒ͤ*Cleans thoat*
Nope nope I'm not mad.. But F̷̡͍͔̺̙̊̋͋̕Ù̸̺̓̀̓͒͑C̸̢̱̗̟̍͗̈́̆͗͒͊̑͘͜K̷̢͖̣̲̼̼̝̈́̂͜͠͠ͅĮ̴̧̝͔͍͖͇̹̗̅͆̈́̈́̒̕N̶͎̫̉̍͘͝G̶̢̨̖͚̜̺̭̥̭͓̾̒̃̃̈̏͋͝ T̷̢̧͎̤̗͙̜͓̽͊ͅͅE̵̪͐̌̕ͅL̸̼̞̰͘L̸̼̞̰͘ Ṃ̸͊̊̈́E̵̪͐̌̕ͅ N̶͎̫̉̍͘͝E̵̪͐̌̕ͅX̸̤̫̹̠̪̽͋̓̔̋̈͐T̷̢̧͎̤̗͙̜͓̽͊ͅͅ T̷̢̧͎̤̗͙̜͓̽͊ͅͅĮ̴̧̝͔͍͖͇̹̗̅͆̈́̈́̒̕Ṃ̸͊̊̈́E̵̪͐̌̕ͅ T̷̢̧͎̤̗͙̜͓̽͊ͅͅH̸̪͊̒A̶̤͍̟̲͓͕͍̼͕͎̽́̒̇͝N̶͎̫̉̍͘͝K̷̢͖̣̲̼̼̝̈́̂͜͠͠ͅŞ̸̜̦̦̦̓́̐̈́͆̅̇̚!
ALSO! Why the hell would you join in on his radio show? If you're not a fucking idiot you'll stay here and get all your products discounted *Winks😏*
Also have you seen his teeth? YELLOW 🟡
Weird ass rando we found on the street (to "show we care" about the poor):"bUuUt VoX yOu hAvE BlUE tEetH!!11"
There's a difference here! I brush my teeth every day so they're the color of the toothpaste 💅
Listen ok? I'm just better so don't question it 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Now! I have to go change all my passwords now H̸̪͊̒O̸̜͉̹̳̎͒̎̄͘͘͝W̴͔̏̕ F̷̡͍͔̺̙̊̋͋̕Ù̸̺̓̀̓͒͑N̶͎̫̉̍͘͝ *Eye twitch*
Next post we will have a "new project" it's not really new but upgraded!! So stay tuned for that!!
A̶̤͍̟̲͓͕͍̼͕͎̽́̒̇͝N̶͎̫̉̍͘͝D̸̜̼̻̟̺̘͉͉̍̀̈ N̶͎̫̉̍͘͝O̸̜͉̹̳̎͒̎̄͘͘͝T̷̢̧͎̤̗͙̜͓̽͊ͅͅ A̶̤͍̟̲͓͕͍̼͕͎̽́̒̇͝ F̷̡͍͔̺̙̊̋͋̕Ù̸̺̓̀̓͒͑C̸̢̱̗̟̍͗̈́̆͗͒͊̑͘͜K̷̢͖̣̲̼̼̝̈́̂͜͠͠ͅĮ̴̧̝͔͍͖͇̹̗̅͆̈́̈́̒̕N̶͎̫̉̍͘͝G̶̢̨̖͚̜̺̭̥̭͓̾̒̃̃̈̏͋͝ R̶̨̨̖̬̹̥̜̠͎̺̍͐̂A̶̤͍̟̲͓͕͍̼͕͎̽́̒̇͝D̸̜̼̻̟̺̘͉͉̍̀̈Į̴̧̝͔͍͖͇̹̗̅͆̈́̈́̒̕O̸̜͉̹̳̎͒̎̄͘͘͝ Ş̸̜̦̦̦̓́̐̈́͆̅̇̚H̸̪͊̒O̸̜͉̹̳̎͒̎̄͘͘͝W̴͔̏̕ A̶̤͍̟̲͓͕͍̼͕͎̽́̒̇͝L̸̼̞̰͘A̶̤͍̟̲͓͕͍̼͕͎̽́̒̇͝Ş̸̜̦̦̦̓́̐̈́͆̅̇̚T̷̢̧͎̤̗͙̜͓̽͊ͅͅO̸̜͉̹̳̎͒̎̄͘͘͝R̶̨̨̖̬̹̥̜̠͎̺̍͐̂ Į̴̧̝͔͍͖͇̹̗̅͆̈́̈́̒̕Ş̸̜̦̦̦̓́̐̈́͆̅̇̚ N̶͎̫̉̍͘͝O̸̜͉̹̳̎͒̎̄͘͘͝T̷̢̧͎̤̗͙̜͓̽͊ͅͅ E̵̪͐̌̕ͅN̶͎̫̉̍͘͝T̷̢̧͎̤̗͙̜͓̽͊ͅͅE̵̪͐̌̕ͅR̶̨̨̖̬̹̥̜̠͎̺̍͐̂T̷̢̧͎̤̗͙̜͓̽͊ͅͅA̶̤͍̟̲͓͕͍̼͕͎̽́̒̇͝Į̴̧̝͔͍͖͇̹̗̅͆̈́̈́̒̕N̶͎̫̉̍͘͝Į̴̧̝͔͍͖͇̹̗̅͆̈́̈́̒̕N̶͎̫̉̍͘͝G̶̢̨̖͚̜̺̭̥̭͓̾̒̃̃̈̏͋͝!
Ok bye <333
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