Scene 15, Act 5: Something's Coming

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Characters: Edmund, Lordine, Lucille, Brody, Lance, Noah, Gertrude, Edem, and Emily

Setting: Who knows? Nvm, I'm just lazy! It's The Cottage and the forest with a little bit of the castle.

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~12:37 am~

Lucille: "Um- Are you guys awake?" she says, asking the "sleeping" bodies

Edmund: "Been awake since '76."

Lucille: "You weren't even born! I was born in '77!" she whisper-yells

Lordine: "Are y'all done talking? Cause I need my beauty rest!" she says, pulling back the sleeping mask she had on

Noah: "Shut the hell up." they say flatly, sitting up with no hesitation

Lucille: "I just realized that you two are sleeping on the same bed." she whispers

Lordine: "I-I can explain!" she whisper-yells, shooting up with her hands like she had been caught like a criminal

Lance: "Okay, we get it! Everyone here is gay!" he whispers, throwing his hands up too

Edmund: "I'm surprised everyone isn't awake with you talking so loud, you ill-mannered hetero!"

Lance: "Eh- I'll take it." he says, shrugging his shoulders

Brody: "Can y'all talk quieter, please? Lilly and Michael are still sleeping!" he whispers, walking into the room where everyone else was

Lance: "Jeez, Mom, aren't you being assertive?"

Brody: "Is that the best you can do?" he says, crossing his arms

Lance: "What do you want me to call you? Daddy?" he says with a smirk, and then a flushed Brody put up his pointer finger to say something but then he just sat down on the floor, next to Ed

Edmund: "Smooth as hell, Lancey-Lance." he says, looking at his nails

Lance: "Thanks, Ed." he replies, also looking at his nails

Lucille: "I'm surprised that me and Ed are related."

Edmund: "I think it's by marriage." he says, looking up from his nails for a brief second, then looking back

Lordine: "Okay, well since it's now like 2 o'clock, would y'all like to go for a walk?"

Noah: "Sure, baby..." they mumble, wrapping their arms around Lori's neck and pulling up

Brody: "We all heard that, Noah!" he says teasingly, thinking about how he is gonna tell Mic and Li about it

Noah: "Die, Brody. Hey, remember that time when you were still with your girlfriend and you were in bed with her and she breathlessly said your name like "Bro-dy~" she says, smirking as she got up to get her black coat

Brody: "NOPE! NOPE NOPE NOPE AND NOPE!" he says, going to the vanity in the room to look at this messy hair

Lance: "Whoa, that is a lot to take in...Brody or whatever your name is, you will get several jokes on this in two to three hours." he says, getting up to lean on the vanity Brody is using

Edmund: "Y'all are so slow! I'm already don-!" he says but he cuts himself off by looking at the window like it just killed his family

Lucille: "Ed? Buddy, you need to quit scaring everyone here." she says, waving a hand in front of Ed's face

Edmund: "Huh-Oh sorry!" he says with a smile

Noah: "Can we go?"

Lordine: "You guys are so impatient..." she says, rubbing her eyes

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