PHANTY'S HOME DAILYY GOINGS

Daily life of a Phanty's Home Mod

Hi. I'm Bunny Hall, and this is a Daily life of a Phanty's Home Mod.

I start my day at 2:00 AM in the morning, and log on to Furry Network Central (FNC). I interact with fellow gay furry femboys there (my nickname there is fembun) and I lick my screen when they put other femboy pictures on there.

Then after about 7 hours of doing that, I grab myself some braken and greggs for breakfast before logging on to PH to see all the gay furry stuff on there. In a different tab I have PH open to keep my hormones in check and I'm a little goofy like that :3c

In Phanty's Home I do several things. First of all I start every entrance with my catchphrase "Hi hello!". I reference Tally Hall in every conversation, I annoy the local Conservative Hobophobe who's secretly also a gay furry (everyone in Phanty's home is a gay furry), I talk with other moderators on who to ban that day (sonic is a common candidate but he keeps reflecting Trump in the 2020 election), and I remind PhantomEye that he needs to work on the portal mod if he wants to see his family ever again (like that'll ever happen), and I end it out with "Great night!!" because "Good night" isn't good enough.

At this point in the day it's about 1:00 PM I head out for gay school, where I learn all about how to be gay and furry. Or rather, I teach eveyone else, as I'm the best role model for the school to follow. I literally am the curriculum. I make out with other gay gay silly gay homosexual gay boykisser gay silly little homoboykisser gaysexual classmates of mine.

I then head back home to my gay mom and gay dad (they're gay but they turn straight for each other) where father force-feeds me mother's best milk be cause i am they're baby bun.
We then all watch furry-con best moments of 2025 and eat dinner while contemplating how many genders there are (it's over 9000!).

Then finally I get back on ph, before logging on to phanty's home one last time to exit fabulously with "great night!!!"

Such is the daily life of a Bun on Phanty's Home.

Oh, would now be a good time to mention I'm aroace and not a furry?

sonic: WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN

bun: yeah I'm at least 30% normal

pasha: i knew that already, the merican is just high as always

sninoc: i only sniffed a suitcase full of coke

pusha: i just snorted a suitcase full of pepsi

phantyL: the point of this is that PHANTY'S HOME DAILY GOINGS IS OFFICIALLY ONE YEAR OLD AS OF TODAY

everyone: WHOOOOOOOO YEAAAHHHH LETSS GO BABY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WHOOOOOO

bamber: what a historic day everyone cares about

izumi: i'm no longer in the server but maybe i'll come back for this specil occasion

spamton: WHY [[Yes, we have that]] IN OUR FRUIT BASKETS, HOW [Udderly Scrumtious] THIS YEAR HAD [Ben Shapiro.]
                                susie: DANGIT KRIS WHERE THE HECK ARE WE!?!?!?

Sonic: It's thanks to veiwers like YOU that help fund these wacky little chapters of life from the Phanty's Home Discord server, so on behalf of the entire Phanty's Home active population,

SCREW YOU WE WANT TO LIVE NORMAL LIVES STOP SUPPORTING THIS SERVER IT'S INSANE AND UNHEALTHY FOR ALL INVOLVED
IT IS CURRENTLY 2:00 AM AS I'M WRITING THIS OF MY OWN VOLITION AND ITS
ALL
YOUR
FAULT