S0NIC130: I'm finally back
Bunb: you've been back for several weeks though
s0nic130: yeah but that's cuz you unbanned me
bun: i didn;t ban you??
s0nic: you got my account disabled
bup: no that wasn't me *sweating profusely*
sonic: oh okay
yo: yo
sonic420: yo it's him
alyx: Isn't he great 😍
bun: wait you two are emotes. how are you talking
yo: yo
alyx: he's so haw-
UUUHHH I MEAN ehyo: yo?
sonci: OOOO HE'S GOT EXPRESSIONS
bamb: and :alyx: totally has a cruusshhh on hiimm :yo:
yo: yo
pashle: hey sonic i gotta tell you something
sonic:what is it pashie
pashle: i'm the one who got your account disabled
sonic: *holding a gravity gun despite not having played half-life to pasha's head*
pashie: woah boy let's not get silly
sonic:you're gonna be s i l l y
poshi: NOO I DONT' WANNA BECOME SILLY
sinoc: SILLY
bun: did someone say my name?
pahsi: no
Psahi: wait are you silly
bon: i'm the silliest, littlest, homosexualiest, boykisserest, furriest femboy
everuone:...................................
sonic: i'm turning pasha silly
pash: NO
donic: HERE WE GO
byn: join me pasha! we can kiss boys together!
PASHA; SOUNDS COOL BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE SILLY
bambrt: OOOHH MAKE ME SILLY
sonci: YOU ALREADY KISS BOYS
bamber: THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T BE SILLYFIED
onics: YES IT DOES YOU ARE A GIRL YOU CAN'T BE SILLY YOU'RE ALREADY A BOYKISSER WHO WHERES... MAID OUTFITS AND..... CAT EARS AND... THIGH HIGHS AND... OTHER GIRL CLOTHES BUT IT ISN'T (as) WEARD BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL
bamder: ok fine i get it :eyeroll:
nicso: ok now PASHA
yo: yo
pasha: what's that? you;ll be a shield for me, taking the shot and becomnig silly?
yo: yo
alyx: but yo... you'll change forever 😢😭😭😭😭😭
bun: wait a second.... why do you want pasha to become silly femboy so badly sonic??
sniffic: to get back at him for getting my account disabled
everyone: :raised_eyebrow: :sus:
sniccif: whatever *shoots pasha with gravity*
pasha: Hewwo evewyone!
bamb: NOOOO MY BOYFRIEND HAS TURNED INTO A BOYKISSER
pasha: haha just kidding :yo: took the blow for me
bun: why can't i take a blow...
bamber: phrasing
bun: HEY PASHA SAID IT FIRSt
pasha: sure but you made it worse
yowo: yowo!
alyx: nooooooo :,(((((((
sonic: my job here is done
baner: phrasing
sonc: ACGH-
sonic: okay since my only silly shot got taken by :yo: i guess I'll just *takes out butterfly knife and transforms back into spy*
spy:I vill kill you
pasha i mean heavy: OH NO HE THE SPY
spy: *slashes and stabs heavy*
bun scout: I got fried chicken
bamber: NO i only take pashies fried chicken :(
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