Phanty: So bamber you're going on a date?
bamber: WGAT
Phanty: Pasha asked you out, right?
bamber: i have ino idea wahat you're talking about boo thang
hented guitar: fellow cringe I'm here and I'm in ukraine so crazy
john: *russian*
S0NIC130: I *really* shouldn't make this joke in this story that's a touchy subject for john
john: thank you (in russian)
bamber: so PASHA IS DOING WHTA
Pasha: im doing something?
Bamber: pash phanty says your asking me out???
Pasha: why would phanty tell you that
Phanty: uwu
S0NIC130: but you have a crush on her
pasha: I used to but i'm over that
bamber: PASHA BABY YOU HAD A CRUSH ON ME?
pasha: british uwu girls are cute
Britishphanty: uwu.
pasha: Phantom Eye You Are Not British Or A Girl
BritishPhanty: But I'm uwu, right?
Pasha: uwu
Phanty: uwu
bun: what am I watching
izumi: FEMBUN FEMBUN FEMBUN
bun: NO
I AM NOT A FURRY FEMBOY
Izumi:#fembun #furryfembum
bun: STOP
phanty: okay let's stop
izumi: never #fembum
Pasha: just don't go back to talking about my crush on bamber
S0NIC130: you so have a crush on bamber you persian dutch
pashie: i don't
bamber: boo thang it's alright i like you to
pashle: really??
bamber: NOPE 😂😂
unless....?
pedro pashcal: shure why not let's go on date
bamber: okay where 😁
phantom: fly to the moon and play among the stars
sanic230: play a vidya game
izumi: go on a political date
bambuwu: ong whats a political date
izumi: it's like thanksgiving but every night and no turkey or other mass amounts of food
not that i know what thanksgiving is i'm not american
S0nic13o: *american*
everyone: *hates america*
s0nics1420: why am i here
ICameForPortalMod: Same
everyone: omg it's ICameForPortalMod :star_struck:
bamber: okay lets go on our date pashiepoo
pasha: yes my queen *chad memes up*
bamber: ssooooo bri'ish poli'ics innit
pasha: i totally get what you mean
*one make out sesh later*
sonic130: OMG MY PHANTY'S HOME OPT IS FINALLY CANON
pasha: shut the beep up wattpadding 'merican
phanty: what wattpad does to a man
izumi: can you even call him a man
bamber: @ sonic130 yes were very happy couple getting married in july
s0nic130: YEEAAAAAAHHHHH this is better than JAYA
snionc130: so it's like 02:12 i need to sleep GBYE
YOU ARE READING
PHANTY'S HOME DAILYY GOINGS
RandomPHANTY'S HOME Phanty is an artist for of Minecraft Mod themed after Portal and Portal 2 and he owns a discord server with many members but only like 20-30 people are active Cover art by @hented portalmod.net
