🔞Someone to Love [Ishman One Shots]✓

🔞Baby Got Back[Crack+Doggy Style]

[saw a couple of new readers, don't cancel me for this y'all 🤡🤞everytime I write a crack fic, I'm so scared somebody will misunderstand the sarcasm💀]

"Ahhhhh....Shubman! Harder!"

Shubman had the girl forced on her knees with her ass up in the air. He jerked his hips forward and kept thrusting until the girl's face was heavily pressed on the pillows. She struggled to breathe but Shubman was busy chasing his own release. The last clench made him see all white and he came hard-

"Ah Ishan Ishan Ishan! Fuck-"

"Kyaaa! Yeh Ishan kaun hai!" The shrill voice of god-knows-what's-her-name irritated Shubman so much that he casually laid down away from her.

"Areh mera roommate hai aur kaun!"

"You were screaming your roommate's name while your dick was buried in my ass?!" The girl screamed out and Shubman's closed eyes sprung open, he sat up with a jump.

"I screamed HIS name? Oh fuck!"

The girl huffed in annoyance and gathered her garments from around the floor, all while Shubman watched her, with fear and cringe.

"You are fucking gay! Why did you waste my time!"

"Hey! In my defence, your ass really stun-"

Yep. The slap was very much coming but what Shubman didn't think of was the momentum of the slap, it gurgled him around the bed and made him hit the bedside lamp. The door closed with a bang, or maybe two bangs.

He might have had a secret crush on his roommate Ishan....they were fellow cricketers in Ranji so they decided to buy an apartment together in Mumbai. Shubman initially thought it was just an infatuation because Ishan was cute and bubbly, totally his type.

Now that it's been five months, Shubman knew how wrong he was. He was definitely GAY for Ishan. Cause, I mean, would you think of fucking your roommate in the ass every two times a day if you were straight?

Shubman sighed, and checked out of the hotel room, walking outside in the road. He had nothing to do throughout the day so it was a better idea to drop by at Abhishek's house and have some chilled beer together.

He knocked on the door and it turned out that Abhishek was in the middle of having sex with his girlfriend, but Shubman pushed aside the heaving naked man and went inside whistling.

"Shubman, fucking read the room? Tu andha hai kya? Kahan ghusa ja raha hai?"

"Sunna, beer hai fridge mein?"

Abhishek didn't want to go to jail so soon after murdering his best friend so he tried to gather whatever patience his body could conjure.

"SHUBMAN. I'm busy right now, come later!"

"Haan, tu jaana, acche se sex wagera kar le. I'll just sit and have a couple of beers. Hey, I just fucked a girl in the ass, Tera bathroom thik hai na? I'll wash my dick-"

THIS slap though? Shubman didn't see this one coming for sure. He didn't even realise how fast Abhishek threw him out of the house and closed the door on his face.