🔞Someone to Love [Ishman One Shots]✓

🔞Dick's Stuck Shubman! [Crack]

It had taken about five minutes for Shubman  to realize things were not going the way they were supposed to. Really, he should be able to pull out further than, like, half an inch, surely? Maybe an inch at a push. Swallowing worriedly, he gripped Ishan's waist, trying to move away from him, but it wasn't happening.

"Ishan," he gulped.

"What is it? Why did you stop?" Ishan, currently on his hands and knees, craned back to look at his boyfriend.

"Ishan, I can't move."

"Don't be stupid, you'll be fine! Just because you came in exactly twenty-three seconds last night doesn't mean it'll happen this time."

"That is not what I'm worried about, and you promised you wouldn't bring that up again!"

"Sorry! Just trying to be encouraging..."

Today, as usual, they were having sex in a public area, because they had the bus to themselves and really, it was only fair after a tiring cricket match. Except Shubman was wishing they'd never had sex in the first place that day.

"No, Ishan, it's my dick, I can't..."

"What's wrong with it now?"

"Ishan, it's... it's stuck."

"I knew I shouldn't have let you have fucking me with your monster cock!"

"I'm sorry, I didn't even know that could happen, I'll get it out, I promise!" Shubman cried, trying to pull Ishan open so he could move.

"Shubman, that hurts!"

"Sorry! Just wait a minute..."

It took more than a minute. It took twenty-one long minutes of chafing and apologies, and they were no closer to figuring out how the hell Shubman  could free his whale cock from Ishan's ass, as the shorty had so eloquently put it in his anger. He'd been non-stop ranting the entire time, really.

"....and while we're on the subject of your downstairs area, have you ever heard of a fucking razor? Seriously? Your pubes feel like a fucking doormat, I have rug-burn on my butt-cheeks, Shubman ! My ass is practically my best feature and you're ruining it! I'll have a new fucking hole back there by the time you're done."

"I'm trying, okay?!"

"Dude, face it. We can't get out of this on our own. And it would help if you hadn't used up nearly all my lube the other day making a slip n slide in the stadium venue's bathroom."

"It was really funny! We got Kuldeep to slide eight feet forward on his belly!"

"Was it worth turning me into a human socket?!" Ishan snapped, twisting his neck around to glare at Shubman . "I'm a literal cock-slot!"

"What do you propose we do?"

"We're gonna have to ask for help."

"Are you kidding me?!" Shubman burst out, shaking his head manically despite the fact that Ishan had turned away from him again, probably to shoot death glares at the wall instead because it hurt his neck less.

"No. I'm not. I can't see what's wrong back there and you're clearly a useless sack of shit, so we're going to have to go and ask for help."

Shubman crossed his arms stubbornly. "There is no fucking way you're gonna make me leave this room whilst we are still attached."

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"I cannot believe you made me leave that room whilst we're still attached,"

Shubman muttered in Ishan's ear, face burning so red it was practically neon, just drawing attention to their predicament.