Incorrect Quotes Time Fuckers

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I HAVEN'T MADE ONE OF THESE FOR EZ YET, SO HERE

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Anne, with a prop shotgun and glasses: *hands the fake shotgun to Ezra* "go. do a crime."

Ezra, with a wide grin: *cocks le shotgun* "YIPPEE."

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The group playing Just Dance:

Anne and Sasha: *dancing, but very calmly or without much...✨pizazz✨*

The camera, suddenly switching to show Ezra and Marcy: *VERY ENERGETIC DANCING-*

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Marcy, watching an angry flustered Ezra hide behind her bed: "squeaking viral sensation."

Ezra: *angry squeaking.*

Marcy, ducking to avoid a pillow: "11 million hits and counting."

Ezra: *squeak*

Marcy with a small smile: "it sounds like a dog toy."

Ezra: *yet another angy squeak*

Marcy: "but this- *squeak from Ezra* -is a sonorous ear cry. of a very, angry, frog. (Ezra)"

Ezra: *angy squeak* "..." *slightly sad squeak*

Marcy: "ferocious."

Ezra: "EE."

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The group in the timeskip, all in Sasha's car while listening to music: *Call Me Maybe suddenly begins playing, and Anne, Marcy and Ezra all look at each other and smirk.*

Ezra: "hold on, hold on, hold on-"

Ezra, Anne and Marcy in unison: "I THREW A WISH IN A WELL, DON'T ASK ME, I'LL NEVER TELL-"

Sasha: *groaning*

The three again: "I LOOK TO YOU AS IT TELL- AND NOW YOU'RE IN MY WAY- PENNIES AND DIMES FOR A KISS, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR THIS, BUT NOW YOU'RE IN MY WAY- YOUR STARE WAS HOLDIN', RIPPED JEANS, SKIN WAS SHOWING- HOT NIGHT WIND WAS BLOWING-"

Sasha: "I will turn this car around-"

*silence...for literally 5 seconds*

The others: "WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY?!- HEY, I JUST MET YOU- AND THIS IS CRAZY- BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE-"

Sasha: "mother fuckers-"

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Sasha, recording and walking into the living room, zooming in on Ezra's face which holds an exasperated look: "this is Ezra. Ezra loves her personal space."

Sasha, moving the camera to zoom in on Marcy's face, who was clinging to Ezra's side with a grin: "this is Marcy. Marcy also loves Ezra's personal space."

Ezra: "save me."

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Ezra, literally pissed to hell and back: "JUST SHUT UP- *aggressive breathing* I'm going to kill the next person I fuckin' see, I swear to frog-"

Marcy, suddenly walking into the room: "hello, hi, I'm so happy to see you!"

Anne, who was watching Ezra's anger ranting: *dying of laughter*

Ezra, now embarrassed as she awkwardly smiles at Marcy: "hey, oh my frog...! oh my frog, what's going on..?"

Marcy, happily skipping up to Ezra and hugging the blonde: "wow, I'm so happy to see you!" *happy Marcy noises*

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