I've been inspired by another dream.
You can fly, are invulnerable to damage, you have a fuckton of powers, you accidentally cause chaos, you can travel the multiverse, you have a unicorn companion that'll follow you to the ends of the universe, you...
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Arlecchino:..........
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Furina: What's wrong?
The woman stares at Y/N who was right behind Furina, munching on a sandwich casually as the archon squeaks at the feeling of her head being patted.
Y/N: Yo.
Furina: A-Ah?! How did you get up here?!
Y/N: Through the window.
Furina: But we should've heard you!
Y/N: I'm just stealthy. Oh actually I want to talk to Arlecchino here.
Arlecchino: *curious* Me?
Y/N: *grin* Name's Y/N, and I want to show you something from where I'm from! You know you have quite the number of fans!
Arlecchino: Fans?
Now this throw her for a loop, not expecting herself to have literal fans as Y/N pulls out an iPad.
Y/N: Fanfics, rule 34, fanart, there's a lot to go on!
Arlecchino: Mmmm....how- *disgusted* W-What the-
Her face was twisted with utter disgust and horror after seeing what the degenerates of the internet made her into. Her mouth opened, and she was left speechless and catatonic with Furina curiously pee-
Y/N: No peeking. Even gods will be reduced into insanity with what I'm showing her.
Furina: *scoff* Please! I've seen plenty of horrifying things in my years as the hydro archon!
Y/N: Ever seen art of yourself naked?
Furina: W-WHAT?!
Y/N: Degenerates.
Furina: T-They would degrade me like that?!
Y/N takes the iPad, Arlecchino unmoving with her head frozen in place as he nods.
Y/N: Yes. They would ship you into relationships with random people, especially Arlecchino here.
