ADOPTED BY THE TRY GUYS.

1.

The try guys were in their van that they barely fit in, carpooling at high speeds down the road, blasting their favorite tunes. They were sober for the most part… hopefully. Anyways, Keith was driving when suddenly he let out a yelp. He stopped the car at once and the tires let out a HORRIBLE SCREECH. Like, if you know you know. 

“What the FUCK was that dumbass?!? You could've killed us!” Zach yelled out, giving Keith a snarl. 

“Nono…” Keith pointed. “There's a child on the road.” He was.. unfortunately right. Four year old y/n was curled up in the fetus position on the side of the road. It was midnight on the dot, so it was absurd seeing such a small child. Keith ran out of the car and approached the child.

“Hey.. you're okay…come here.” He picked y/n up, cradling them in his arms. Y/n coughed up dirt, and probably like 3 ants too. Who the fuck leaves a child on the side of the road? Probably voldemort. (You know, I know you know.)

Keith carried the crying child to the clown car lookin ahh oompa loompa doopity doo van, and got in. Eugene however, had.. other things to say. 

“WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BRING A RANDOM CHILD IN THE CAR?!? WHAT IF IT HAS RABIES?!?” Keith rolled his eyes.

“THEY don't have rabies, idiot. They could've died.” Keith placed the child onto Zachs lap, shockingly, Zach almost dropped the child.

“K hold them you fucking idiot, we dont have a car seat and-” Keith was interrupted by Jared.

“I'll take the rascal, Poppas home after all.” Jared snatched the child from Zach as they drove off into the dark road ahead. Yb pulled out a plushie she had from the new merch drop, it was Keith's face on a banana.

“Here, Let's give y/n the Beith plushy.” Yb gave the plush to the child, and the child stopped crying. The powerful force of the great Beith comforted the child. Zach scoffed.

“I still find Zickle superior.” He whined, Eugene had a glare on his face because of the child. They arrived at their 14 billion million thousand dollar mansion that Jeff Bezos specifically gave them that was a Samsung alpha male talking home. Keith went and gave Y/n a bath and put them in Zachs t-shirt because Zach was pretty much an oompa loompa with his height anyways. Then, Y/n was asleep and all was peaceful.. for now.