ADOPTED BY THE TRY GUYS.

7.

Miles turned around in a flash, oh my god it was Alphamalesteve69!!! "Oh my god!! Alphamalesteve69!!! I missed you!!" Miles squealed like a minecraft pig. "Yeah dude, I saw Herobrine earlier. He was looking for this Jared guy."

Miles screamed, them block birds emerged from the trees in fear. "WHAT?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" There was a deafening silence.. flowers probably died. The only thing he saw was Alphamalesteve69 and Y/N, making eye contact with him. Y/N was afraid.

"W-w-w-w-w-w-what does this mean?? is Jared gonna die?!" Miles bit his lip in fear. "No.. nonono we can stop this!" He quivered, gasped, squirmed, cried, threw up, the world spun around him. The only one on his mind was Jared. A tear rolled down his cheek and plopped onto the ground.

"We have to stop Herobrine.. He's too sexy!!" Alphamalesteve69 shouted. "We have to go to the nether. Lets venture on and find a village, quick! We need to rob!!" They began to run, hoping to find a village before sundown, because thats when the spoopy creepers come out.

They eventually saw houses in the distance, perfect, just what they needed! A village! They ran towards the village, before bumping into a villager. "Hmmm.. watch where you're going!!" He said, with his squidward nose twitching. "Sorry, we won't be long." Miles apologized briefly.

The three snuck into an empty house and opened the chest. They quickly put on diamond and emerald armor and stole some food, weapons, etc. Miles closed and locked the chest to hide the evidence. "Okay gang, lets roll-"

"NOT. SO. FAST." The door swung open and an army of villagers emerged from the outdoors. The lead villager approached. "I, queen Megan of the villagers, declare war on you three!!" Miles gasped. "What??!" Megan raised her sword. "SILENCE PESENT. You have stolen our goods! Surrender and we'll let you g-" Alphamalesteve69 approached. "No, lets fight."

"WHAT?!?!?" Y/N yelled out. "Are you crazy?!? They could kill us in seconds!!" Y/N started to shake and cry in fear, hiding behind Miles's leg. "No, because together we are unstoppable, the power of friendship is an unstoppable force.. we just gotta believe."

The villagers and the three were in the grassy battle terrain, as Megan charged, Alphamalesteve69 guided Y/N and Miles. "We've got spirit yes we do! We've got spirit.. HOW ABOUT YOUU!!" Suddenly, You feel yourself start to float, surrounded by a great blinding rainbow light. You feel your hands clasp in Miles and Alphamalesteve69's, and involuntarily you all let out a scream, demolishing all of the villagers with your super friendship rainbow beam two thousand. You fall to the ground, drained of energy.

"What the freakity freakity frack was that?!?!?" You yelled, Alphamalesteve69 placed a finger on your lips. "Shhhhhhhh, we have to sleep now.. look." He pointed. The blocky sun began to set. You shared a bed with Miles last night but had so much trouble falling asleep.

"M-miles...?" You mumbled? To which he groggily replied. "Hmm." "C-can you sing me to sleep?" He groaned. "Fine. ahem ahem ahem lalalala mimimimi COUGH HACK COUGH GRRRRRRRAHHH TAH TAH TAH."

"Close your eyes.. shut your mouth.. dream a dream.. get us out... dream dream dream dream dream dream.."

Miles had a very calming singing voice, it was giving ASMR and with each word he sung you felt your eyes get heavier, and heavier..

"Hit the hay.. fast asleep.. dream a dream.. you little bleep... dream dream dream dream dream dream." Everything faded to black as you fell asleep thanks to Miles and his sigma singing ASMR.