You wake up one morning to another baby screaming its absolute lungs out. Jealousy began to thrive through your tiny frail little veins. You sat up with a groan and beside you, you see ANOTHER FUCKING BABY IN A CRIB. God damn it you were pissed, you thought you were the only one!! You watched as Keith ran into the room.
“Oh! oh uh.. I was gonna tell you sooner.. this is Han.. we found her on the side of the road just like you! Uh.. You have a new sibling.” WHAT. THE. HELL. You shot Keith a dirty glare as he walked out of the room with Han in his hands.You needed to get out of this crib, but as much as you cried, nobody came. Weird, usually people rushed to your aid. After an HOUR of you screaming Eugene finally came to your crib and scooped you up almost aggressively. “I've got you, now shut the fuck up. Jesus christ.” He walked down the stairs of this big huge enormous baddie bougie gucci sponsored mansion.
You weren't greeted by anyone, instead everyone was sat in a circle in the carpet, with HAN IN THE MIDDLE. Eugene sat you down on the couch then joined the circle. What was this? You made a couple screech noises, but Jared turned to look at you.
"Poppa says shut up. We're admiring this little rascal instead." WHAT?!?!? WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! What the HELL was with this sudden neglection?!?! You crawled off of the couch and sat in the corner to cry alone.
~ THE NEXT MORNING ~You were awoken abruptly by Zach shaking your crib. "Wake up you lazy fuck, we're taking Han to the park and you need to clean the mansion." ZACHARY HOW THE HELL IS A 2 YEAR OLD GONNA CLEAN A MANSION. You waddled down the stairs to be greeted by everyones glares.
"Oh yay. Y/ns awake." Keith rolled his eyes. He had Han on his hip. "If this Baddie waddie mansion isnt clean by the time we get back, you will be PUNISHED." they left, leaving you to ponder what the hell was going on.
You did the best you could to clean up the mansion. By the time they got back though, it wasn't perfect and Keith was furious with you. "HEY. WE SAID THIS MANSION HAS TO BE SPOTLESS DIDNT WE. LOOK AT THIS! HAN COULD CHOKE ON ALL THE DUST ON THE FLOOR. IM BEING SERIOUSLY!"
Zach angrily approached you and picked you up. "Dungeon. 5 minutes. No buts." He put you in the dark cold dungeon and shut the door behind him. You were alone and crying in the dungeon when you heard a voice..
"Hey.. you're in here too?.."
YOU ARE READING
ADOPTED BY THE TRY GUYS.
HumorYou were on the side of the road cuz voldemort left you there. The Try guys saved you.. and then.. expect robots, apocalyptic tendancies, etc. HI 2ND TRY DISCORD ITS ME REMY ILY ALL POOKIE WOOKIE BEARS :3