You were on the side of the road cuz voldemort left you there. The Try guys saved you.. and then..
expect robots, apocalyptic tendancies, etc.
HI 2ND TRY DISCORD ITS ME REMY ILY ALL POOKIE WOOKIE BEARS :3
The next morning y/n woke up screaming. What the fuck why was y/n screaming. In a panic Jonny ran into the room. “What is it, my little pie crust?!” He picked the child up, and the child spoke for the first time. “Z-z-zickle killed me!”
Jonny stared dumbfounded. What a dumbass child. “Oh….kay.. well, I got you a new outfit!” Jonny smiled, placing the child onto the changing table that magically appeared somehow.
The outfit:
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Jonny squealed in pure twink excitement. “You look so cute, my little cherry cupcake mix!” He carried the child downstairs to show off the new outfit to everyone.
“Everyoneee, Y/ns got new clothes!” Jonny put y/n on the floor. Was Jonny okay because what the fuck was this outfit. This made Miles almost have an aneurysm. It was so hideous. For the child's sake, they pretended to like it, except as always, Eugene.
“Jonny were you hit on your head as a baby or what what the fuck is this outfit, she looks like a boohbah. I'd be scared if I saw this at night, like it's not serving at all. Honestly Jonny you don't know how to dress a child, are you like, 12 or some shit?”
Jonny cried and ran away. Eugene rolled his eyes. “Okay fucken.. toilet chum, lemme dress you to perfection.” Eugene scooped the child up and walked back to the magical changing table.
this was you rn:
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Everyone found the outfit cute. Keith was gone to comfort the now emo Jonnycakes who was in his alter emo ego rn JonnyPies. Watch out or JonnyPies will get you. You had it good with your big huge try family… until..
