author's suggestion: listen to bloodhail by have a nice life because i said so
the next morning, after a LONG night of dreaming of joshua, i got up for school.
i put on my preppy shy girl-esque outfit, because i'm just like that ig
"bye honeypie! have a great day!" my mother called after me.
"mhmm" i mumbled back.
i treaded to the bus stop, listening to my quirky girl music (it was abcdefu btw) and all of a sudden i slam into another person.
i look up and see a boy. just a normal one, not a joshua. it was his friend, kyle.
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE- wait..." he took a closer look at me. "oh. it's just you. the girl joshua rizzed up yesterday."
"i have a name, dumbass." i said and it made me feel powerful because literally no one in my town ever swears.
"yeah. you do. and it's idiot. stay away from joshua." he flipped around and walked away.
my phone suddenly died and my quirky girl music stopped. i started tearing up and i ran the other way back to my house.
i shoved past my mom and went back up to my room.
everyone hated me.
EVERYONE hated me.
joshua probably even hated me.
i plugged my phone in and waited until it charged.
i opened up me and joshua's thread and looked at the new message.
joshua: i'm excited to see u today babagrill
yeah. he hated me.
what did i do to deserve this? (besides liking abcdefu but y'know-)
i texted him back.
penelope: yeah i can't make it today.
i waited for a reply.
joshua: what why
penelope: bc i'm depressed? why else?
joshua: nooooo don't be sad ur so sexy haha
penelope: womp womp can't make it deal with it.
i looked up from my phone and shoved it away.
sigh...
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JOSHUA X PENELOPE 😍
Humorok just getting this out of the way, this story is completely satire in every way. me and my friend are working on this together, just to give a story to a joke we made in sixth grade. hope you don't enjoy it but maybe have a laugh if u feel like it...
