Glimberly of Evermore

Chapter 4: Meditations

The faint notes of Gnosiennes No. 1 floated through Glimberly's home as she prepared to take on the day. She thought about the events that took place last night. She ran away, fleeing the Furry Con after she saw Baisleigh, and ran all the way home. Creeping in through her bedroom window, she tumbled onto the ground with her mask and suit still on. "Youch! That's gonna hurt in the morning", she thought.

And hurt it did, she could barely stand up straight today. She kissed her Paul McCartney poster in the region of Paul's forehead and caressed his face with her ring finger. She somersaulted and cartwheeled down the stairs despite her injuries.

She heard a Discord notification coming from her Xiaomi phone. She checked it, lo and behold, a message from Uvuvie appeared on her screen. "hei hop on LoL in vc plz", could this be the best day of Glim's life? Her heart fluttered with joy. Another message followed this one, she could not be happier. He was her favorite notif <3 She stimmed from how happy she was. "can u buy me a skin too" it said. She didn't have any money, but she would happily empty whatever she could find in her pockets for him. She decided it would probably be better to surprise Uvuvie instead of simply hopping in vc.

She wanted to impress him, so she thought it'd be best if she just showed up in his room and played LoL with him irl instead. She tracked his IP Address through a grabber website she had sent to him long ago, which she then crossreferenced to find his general area. One day she had watched him go home so she knew exactly where he lived.

Glimberly's plan was going perfectly so far. She baked a loaf of sourdough starter for her trip to Uvuvie's house and placed it in a basket with a cloth over it. She put on a steampunk dress and skipped on her merry way. As she skipped, she found a yummy piece of gum on the sidewalk she popped in her mouth. Things were turning around for her today. It was even in her favorite flavor, rutabaga.

Souvlaki Ranking:

Machine gun

2, Alison

3, 40 DAY

4. Souvlaki space station

5, Sing

6, It matter where u r <//3

7, Dagger

8,Here she comes

9, Melon yellow

10, Altogether

11. Black hole sun wont u come

This, this is when things got interesting. On her way to her trip, a bird perched on her shoulder with an envelope in beak. It had a silver etching on the beak that read "An Invitation For You", in calligraphy. It had a scarlet wax seal with it's own signature stamp in the shape of two seals with collars and a singular playing ball. She carefully lifted the seal and opened the creme colored envelope. She opened it to find a small card with a rose pressed on to it. It said "You are invited to... The first annual Tiktok Rizz Party". When she opened it, a soundbox played. The music said "Ooohhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh oh, she ride that horse like a carnival make her do the impossible" (Such as doing equestrian tricks and jumping over hurdles, for clarification). She sobbed so much after this that the lawn she was near's soil drowned and the grass was overwatered. This was her reverie since she was 5. She would finally meet her idols Turkish Quandale Dingle and Trying Too Hard. Out of excitement, she exclaimed: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!".

ecause Uvuvie's house was still a whole 10 minute walk away! Whilst on the bus, she pulled out her stoichiometry work and started assessing the problems. That was until she noticed Megan Thee Stallion was right there. HI MEGAN she exclaimed. She was so happy.

What a day, And then, the unthinkable happened. Megan disappeared. Og well. She pulled out a pack of gum. Tha packaging was white with black letters and read "GUM". The back had an inspirational quote on it that got Glimberly thinking. "Kep ur friend close and ur enemee close" it said. Wow, what a morsel of knowledge she had just read. This further inspired her to go see the love of her life although the quote itself had no correlation to the events in her life.

Finally, she arrived to Uvuvie's house. She knocked on the door thrice, and it was as if he had been expecting her. He had made a spread of heart-shaped tanghulu fruit and a bag of peelable mango gummies, her favorite. She hugg him and gived him kiss. Mwah. He was happy she was happy. The end.

Continue reading to get alternate ending.

He had made a spread of heart-shaped tanghulu fruit and a bag of peelable mango gummies, her favorite. She ran in, shoving Uvuvie to the side and stuffed her face. When she wasn't satiated with the snacks he set out for her she raided his pantry and ate all his snacks, avoiding anything that didn't have saturated fat of less than 50 grams. Uvuvie's cupboards were wiped clean. The groceries that were meant to last Uvuvie's family of 5 for a week were gone.

After she was done feasting, she pulled Uvuvie who had been standing with his jaw open in shock upstairs by his shirt and said "LEAGUE TIME!". Uvuvie started trembling and sobbed while Glimberly used all her strength to drag him up the stairs. By the time they were at the top, he had rug burn covering the entirety of his shins. She ran to his room and said "Last one there's a rotten egg!".

Meanwhile, Uvuvie curled up into a ball in the corner of the corridor breathing frantically and crying hysterically. He was having trouble fathoming what had just happen. He could hear Glimberly yelling at him to enter the room with him and play League. Out of pure fear of not knowing what she was capable of, he decided it would be best to just go play some LoL with her. He wished he had never ever sent that text.

In the middle of their fourth game, he came to an epiphany. This was his karma for being so acquisitive, narcissistic, and conniving to ask her to play with him simply so he could get a skin.

"HEy also I got u that skin u wanted haha.." she said in a soft uuwu covid-19 lockdown discord e-girl voice. Uvuvie was shocked to hear this and took a step back, putting his hand over his heart. He was astonished and so so happy. He must marry this girl, he thought. She fumbled through her bag and pulled out the skin of a skink. "Here you go.." she looked away shyly, blushing. This was not what Uvuvie was expecting, however he was still happy with the thought she put into this. Skink's were his favorite animal since 2015!

He put the skink skin on his bed and kneeled down to kiss her (She was really smol, only 3'11). She got flustered and peed her pants accidentally. "Whoops! Tehe.. I tinkled..". "It's okay, we'll get you cleaned up". Uvuvie took her bythe hand to his bathroom and handed her a new roll of toilet paper because he did not use toilet paper normally. His hands were more environmentally friendly. "How r yer crop yields for the month Uvie boy". "Low" he said. Then, an "Awwwww" sound effect played. Thinking boldly, she said to Uvuvie in almost whispery voice.. "Hey we could be in a bad romance". The family dog appeared doing acrobats from it;s tail on the light fixture and said "Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh caught in a..." the family frog finished up and croaked "...bad romance,". Unexpectedly, Uvuvie responded to Glimberly and said "Rah rah oh ma ma, ga ga oo la la..... Want YOUR bad romance.." in an ironclad face. Giddy, she took Uvuvie by the hand as she was finished cleaning up and said "Let's go spit on Pol Pot's grave together". They kissed. "Do you wana go to Tiktok Rizz Party as my plus one instead of Fall festival?".