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Wings (Alastor Harfelt)

1029 words!! 🦋
Ma biche means "my doe" just want to clarify!!!
Your POV:
I walked down from my room number 125, to the lobby.
I glanced down at my niece, Charlie. Well really it's Charolette, but she goes by Charlie.
"Hey Charlie! Is there anything I can do to help you?" I ask.
"Oh hi Y/n! Can you hang up this banner?" She handed me the banner.
"Of course!"
I stand on a stool to reach the top of the wall.
"Is this good?" I ask her.
"Yep! Thanks!"
I almost drop the banner when I see what it says.
'Welcome dad!'
"My dear, are you quite alright?" I hear a static voice from the shadows.
"Yes Al, just a little startled. Thank you." I reply; pulling my overcoat closer to me.
'Uhm..... this is splendid! My brother is coming. He doesn't know I'm here. Ughhhhhh'
"Dear? Would you like to come down off the ladder?" Alastor calls again.
"Oh! Uhm yes." I reply;climbing down.
"Excellent! Your coat looks a little tight darling"he observes.
"Oh uhm, it's fine" I reply, curtly.
I started walking up to my room, Al in tow.
"So Mr. Radio Demon, is your static-y voice controlled or is it your actual voice?" I ask; doing my mascara while he sits on the bed.
"No, I can turn it off. I just prefer it this way." He starts with a regular voice, and it turns static again.
"Wow!"
He chuckles "What about you Ma biche? What's a secret of yours?"
"Uhm....this secret is super big and uhm you have to promise to not tell a soul." I tell him.
"I promise" he holds out his hand to shake.
I take it "Ready?"
"Ready"
I pull off my overcoat; which reveals my wings. They flutter in the courting dance.
'Oh my stars....you did not just do that!'
"Well?" I ask.
"I uhm...you're an angel...you...why are you here?" He asks;pausing to frequent for my liking.
"Well, when my brother fell, I came down to accompany him. I still visit my sisters and brothers in heaven though." I explain.
"So...you didn't fall? Wait who's your brother?" He asks bewildered.
"No I didn't. Uhm....you'll see, I don't think you're going to like him though." I blush.
My wings flutter again.
"Do your wings always flutter like that?" He asks.;also blushing.
"No" I say.
"When I was human, I would watch birds." He starts.
"Oh stars."
"You're...you're courting me, aren't you?" He asks.
I nod.
"Are you okay with that Al?" I ask.
He takes my hands in his "Completely"
My wings flutter again. "Please stop fluttering!" I whisper.
He catches it and chuckles.
"Shall we go down?" He asks: extending his arm.
I fold my wings and put my coat back on.
"Yes we shall!" I declare.
****
"Y/n?"
"Luci!! I'm so excited to see you!" I say;running into his arms.
"I didn't think you'd be down until the extermination!" He smiles.
"Surprise!"
"Anyone want to explain?" Vaggie interrupts.
"Oh yeah! This is my brother and King of Hell, Lucifer!" I say.
"Wait that means you're my aunt!" Charlie squeals.
"Haha yeah!"
"I'll let Charlie introduce you to everyone" I say;taking my place besides Alastor.
"So this is Husker, Angel Dust, Nifty, Alastor, Y/n, and my girlfriend Vaggie!" Charlie points to each one of us.
****

"Haha
Looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
(Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate (thanks dad!)
Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (wow)
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start!
Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your executive producer? (That's true!)
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
I was stuck, thank you sir! (Oh you!)
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond (aw)
You're like the child that I wish that I had (uh, what?)
I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned (hold on now!)
It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad
They say, when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
Others say, that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
Who just happens to also be your blood!
Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better (what a bunch of losers)
Can you butt out of my song? (Your song? I started this!)
I'm singing it, I'll finish it! (Oh, you tacky piece of–)
It's me, yes it's me
I know you were all waiting for me
I'm here, what a gas
Took a while, but I'm present at last
It's me, it's me
Mimzy!
Who?"
****brought to you by Alastor and shark lawyers******
I pull both Lucifer and Alastor by their ears to the third floor.
"First off, that was childish!" I say.
Lucifer chuckles.
"I'm talking to the both of you!" I glare at him.
"That was childish! Alastor, Luci is Charlie's father, whether you like it or not! Lucifer, really? Alastor loves reactions. Did you really have to give in? What do you have to say for yourselves?" I lecture.
"Sorry" they say at the same time.
"For?"
"Sorry for acting childish."
"Now go say that to Charlie." I instruct.
***
"Dear, can I see your wings again?" Alastor asks.
"Sure," I smile.
I spread my wings out.
They flutter again.
"Do..do you have a halo?" Al asks.
"Yes"
I flap my wings to hover, which triggers the halo.
"You're.. you're beautiful dear."
"T-thank you" I say flustered.
"Anytime deer"

Hehe I'm so excited!!
Love RARA 💜🌻✨🗡️🦋