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four

CHAPTER FOUR: 'staff members'

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— HAN YUNMI

a week later.

group chat
4 members

gunwook:
can you turn it down ricky wtf

ricky:
gomd

gunwook:
turn the fucking music down

ricky:
it's not even me????
i'm smoking outside with yunmi

yunmi:
well you're not smoking with me
ur just on the other side of the balcony

ricky:
shut up weirdo
same thing

gunwook:
our new staff members are coming tomorrow can you not all piss me off istg

gyuvin:
stop spamming my phone fatties
i'm trying to listen to music

gunwook:
no turn it the fuck down gyuvin
turn it off before i come downstairs

yunmi:
gyuvin we'll spam you if you don't turn off that god awful music like right now

ricky:
spam him

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yunmi:
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ricky:
gyuvin
gyuvin
gyuvin
gyuvin
gyuvin
thanks gyuvin

gyuvin:
yh fuck off
fuck yourselves

yunmi:
you have airpods
use them
it's 3am ffs

gyuvin:
and you have legs
use them and do it for me if ur so mad

yunmi:
die

gyuvin:
i'm not yejun

gunwook:
js stfu omg
i know we haven't even been in the same room since we got here but PLEASE stfu about that we are all aware he's dead stop fucking saying it

ricky:
ikr i don't want the staff on my ass again and they come tomorrow too remember...
we have to act okay with each other while they're all there

yunmi:
one of them hot asf

gunwook:
which one

yunmi:
taerae
he can have my babies ong

ricky:
ew slut

yunmi:
and you're not🌚🌚🌚

ricky:
gomd
i chose zhanghao he's cool

gunwook:
big fat no he weird af
matthew is goated

gyuvin:
that hanbin one
he's my bff

ricky:
surprised u even have friends😂😂😂

gunwook:
lol you know they're going to become like our own personal staff members right

ricky:
another day another using the working class for our benefit #yay

gyuvin:
pretty sure they're all middle class💀💀💀
upper middle class actually