The Ultimate Journey

Stage 3 - Insane Imagination

Dear my fellow readers,

STAGE THREE HAS NOW BEGUN.

In order to reach ultimate happiness in ones life it is absolutely vital to have an insane imagination. Combined with the previous steps of  jokes and embarrassment, you will succeed in your ultimate aim by ensuring you dream beyond the earth's horizon and imagine in the greatest of depths, greater than the universe can perceive.

Step by Step Guide to an Insane Imagination:

Step 1 - Have a crazy friend to share your insanity with. This friend will need to be equally desiring ultimate happiness and be prepared to imagine beyond belief. 

Step 2 - Think of the perfect scenario; who would be there?  What would happen?  Where would it be? Don't get too crazy here, the insane bit comes in later ;)

Step 3 - The best part;  now it's time to get wild!  Imagine Big. Imagine Great. Imagine the Impossible.  You and your friend now need to have The Most Insane Conversation (worthy of receiving an Oscar) in which you go back and forth in describing your perfect scenario,  each time challenging the other person, making their imagination get more and more crazier.

The conversation below gives you a basic insight into the sort of insane imagination that will lead you to ultimate happiness. You can, of course, go to the absolute maximum craziness level and imagine the the extraordinary impossibilities rather than limiting yourself, like we had to, from going too wild.

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Mariah the Monkey: In sooo much pain after all that walking and unsuccessful gambling

Jan the Jaguar: Same here. I'm sure Patchinder will fix you up in no time ;)

Mariah the Monkey:  He's frustrated with himself.  He can't see me in pain. I'm sure Zeyander is the same.

Jan the Jaguar: Yeah Zeyander is an expert with this stuff. He fixes it before it gets too severe cos he won't be able to handle it even though I'm the one with the pain.

Mariah the Monkey: He's a medical student right?  Maybe send him over to mine to give me a massage.

Jan the Jaguar: Awwh is Patchinder no good. What did he say about the gambling?

Mariah the Monkey: Patchinder is just a bit angry that he wasn't there to win me anything.  But there's a poker house we found, on every Tuesday so Patchinder said he'll take me. I would invite you and Zeyander, like a double date thing but I don't think Zeyander will approve.

Jan the Jaguar: Nahh don't worry, Zeyander and I have our own dates planned ;)

Mariah the Monkey: I'm sure you do. Me and Patchinder are sharing melted chocolate with strawberries right now :p I would invite you over but I don't think Patchinder would appreciate it.

Jan the Jaguar: Awh don't worry, you guys enjoy. Nutella and pancakes are mine and Zeyander's thing anyway - we actually just finished having some.
Mariah the Monkey: Sad part in reality, we end up eating alone whilst watching movies.

Jan the Jaguar: Let's not ruin the moment. This is reality,  they're just invisible.

Mariah the Monkey:  At least more for me. You're right.

Jan the Jaguar: At least my guy actually exists.

Mariah the Monkey: Patchinder exists only for me. So I don't ever need to share him. One day Zeyander will be married and not to you :p

Jan the Jaguar: <\3  :'(  You're just jealous cos Patchinder isn't real. 

Mariah the Monkey: I don't need to prove he exists to anyone.  Looking forward to exam results?

Jan the Jaguar: Damn no, so nervous. Though Zeyander is saying not to stress cos he's a doctor anyway with an amazing job so it's okay.

Mariah the Monkey: Absolutely.  Patchinder had gambling so I know we'll be successful.

Jan the Jaguar: PATCHINDER DOESN'T EXIST.

Mariah the Monkey (to herself): Why does she keep saying that?

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Insane right? That's the only way we can get through the rollercoaster of life, through those difficult twists and turns. By having an insane imagination of things that although may not happen in reality but make you happy on the inside will in fact make you happy on the outside as you are thinking with a positive outlook on life which is always a good thing.  Now that you have a fairly deep understand of the reason behind having an insane imagination, you can now put the steps into practice. 

To be able to complete this ultimate journey, please do let your imagination go crazy as it will all pay off in the end. I wish you all the best in your insanity and do keep safe.

And of course to complete step 3 of this journey, a joke is necessary as I know you are all eager for this moment ;)

When do squirrels chase people?

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When they think they're NUTS!!!! :D

That's just too hilarious! Don't think I can handle it..
But I will keep my laughter intact in order to deliver many more exciting jokes.

Thank you my fellow readers for joining me on the ultimate journey and good luck with the process of achieving happiness.

Regards

The Child at heart :)

Heyyy everyone

Thanks so much for reading! This chapter is dedicated to a special friend who shares the insane imagination with me. Do follow her and check out her works too!

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