The Ultimate Journey

Stage 2 - Amusing Anecdotes

Dear my fellow readers,

STAGE TWO HAS NOW BEGUN.

As you have now successfully completed stage 1 of the process and hopefully become somewhat familiar with this ultimate journey, time has now come to get serious. No laughter beyond this point or else severe consequences will result.

Phahahahaha only joking! Laugh to your hearts content. This book without laughter would be like a sheep without wool - it just would not be a sheep.

Anyway, this stage will involve a couple of Amusing Anecdotes (notice the alliteration ;)) that will 'turn that frown upside down' as well indirectly embarrass a few people including myself :3

*they will all be written in third person with different names so that my laughter does not get the better of me as I recall these experiences though they do not all involve my embarrassment specifically*

Anecdote 1
Sharon the sheep needed to pop into the local supermarket to buy some ingredients for her cooking class the next day. She stupidly decided not take her purse but instead put a £10 note in her coat pocket.
It was a dark, chilly evening when Sharon arrived at the supermarket. She grabbed a basket and went around with a list of all the ingredients she needed. Sharon was constantly checking her phone (that was in her pocket) for an important message. It was now time to pay so Sharon chose to use the self checkout. She quickly scanned all the items and filled the carrier bags ready to go. As she was about to pay, Sharon put her hand (or her hoof) into her coat pocket to take out the £10 but to her shock there was nothing there. She was now panicking as she realised her money must have dropped somewhere when she kept checking her phone. With no money, Sharon could not buy the ingredients so she called over an assistant to cancel the check out. In her panicked state, Sharon foolishly decided to try and carry all the items to put back in the supermarket. Unfortunately for her, there were too many to carry and amongst the items was a glass jam jar which dropped to the floor, smashing into pieces and creating a mess. All eyes were on Sharon including those of the horses, chickens and cows. She was now red with embarrassment as the same assistant came over to clean the mess. Sharon told him about her money loss which awkwardly led to her being walked around the supermarket in search the £10 note which was no where to be found. Sharon left empty handed taking back the worst shopping experience and not returning to that supermarket for weeks due to her embarrassment.

Anecdote 2
Three school girls around the age of 15 had a crush on a sixth former who used to study at their school twice a week. This included Gina the Giraffe, Sally the Snake and Josie the Jaguar. As any crazy teenage girls would do, Gina, Sally and Josie used to watch their crush come into their school, ensuring that their timing was correct. However as giraffes can be, Gina although the one with the biggest crush never admitted her deepest feelings so one day Josie decided to give her a little something to remember. It was a Thursday afternoon and their crush was in the school building. Josie had Gina with her telling her that he had arrived. Gina, eager as ever, followed Josie as they casually walked past their crush. Making sure that Gina was closer to him, Josie pushed Gina straight into him with her head crushing against his chest, giving Gina a full on experience. Their crush gave Gina a weird look as she muttered an apology with her giraffe skin turning a deep shade of red. Josie who was finding the whole situating amusing rushed off to tell Sally whereas Gina had just been embarrassed in front of her biggest crush.

Awhh, poor Sharon and Gina - way to embarass yourself!
I do hope you found these anecdotes amusing even if Sharon the Sheep and Gina the Giraffe were highly embarrassed. Do however remember that such experiences happen all the time and should always be treasured as it gives people such as my fellow readers something to laugh at which is crucial for this ultimate journey :p.

I would also like to take this opportunity to remind you that if this journey is not affecting you in any way and you seem to find it 'a waste of time' (excuse me while I go cry in a corner) then you have unfortunately become.......wait for it..............an ADULT. That scary life now awaits you and I pray that you are able to successfully accomplish your goals. But do remember the rest of us will always be here, laughing away as we complete this ultimate journey to happiness.

In order to complete Stage 2 of tbis process, here's what you all have been waiting for....A JOKE!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

....

No I deer!!! :D

Hahahahaha, absolutely hilarious! Continue with this journey to read more jokes like this.

I am grateful that you, my fellow readers have once again joined me on this journey and I hope that you have successfully complete stage 2 and found it as amusing as I did.

Regards

The child at heart.

Hiya guys,
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