superficial energy | bllk chatfic

ass liker vs closeted sadist

extended family
rin, sae, seirin, alexis, michael

rin: so @sae
rin: i heard from a little birdie that ur coming home tmr

sae: i just killed a bird

seirin: HELLO?

alexis: i’m the bird by the way

sae: crazy the way i just pulled an otto apocalypse

michael: otto ugly as fuck
michael: like u fr

sae: you’re literally german don’t talk to me.

michael: alright lil bro

seirin: real madrid’s star midfielder, itoshi sae is RACIST (a thread) 😱😱😱

rin: get ur ass off twitter cz if gives u fuckin mental illness

alexis: did you just quote 8now

rin: no
rin: take your meds

alexis: i don’t take meds??

sae: take your meds alexis

alexis: what???

seirin: you guys are so mean wtf 😭

michael: take your meds seirin

seirin: okay what the fuck
seirin: just because of that i’ll overdose on my meds
seirin: how about that huh

alexis: DON’T KILL YOURSELF???

seirin: kys

rin: why would you tell alexis to kill himself after he tells you not to kys
rin: that’s fucked up seirin

seirin: i meant that to michael
seirin: i will literally strangle you

michael: i think he’s into that..

sae: gross rin

rin: end your life.

alexis: wow
alexis: that was..

seirin: oh.. that’s not..

sae: ok

michael: bro get up?

alexis: 😭
alexis: i just imagined michael on sae’s grave like “bro get up”

seirin: i just let out the fugliest laugh

rin: all ur laughs are ugly fytb

seirin: ok.
seirin: this is what happens when u leave ur kids and leave me to raise them alone by the way

michael: LMFAO SAE

sae: 😐
sae: are you my wife now

seirin: theoretically, yes

sae: so theoretically i paid child support what are you yapping about

seirin: U LEFT ME TO RAISE THREE KIDS ON MY OWN (i would leave for alexis too tbh..)

alexis: thank you?

seirin: np i love u

alexis: 🫶🫶🫶

rin: you guys have kids..?
rin: ew

sae: ur literally one of them stfu
sae: AND I DID NOT LEAVE YOU TO RAISE THREE KIDS IT WAS FOUR