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kaiser slander

children of the divorce
niko, kurona, charles, rin, reo, nagi, shidou, sae, seirin, kaiser, ness, isagi, chigiri, karasu, hiori, bachira, otoya

kurona: rawr xd

reo: !??

otoya: ew furry

kurona: dinosaurs rawr..

hiori: does that still count as a furry

charles: yes

ness: it has no fur tho

charles: its an animal

kurona: ok buddy js say u have problems w me

charles: i do
charles: HOW DID UK

kurona: ur so mean
kurona: i take it personally 100x

charles: nyenyenye

seirin: @yoichi
seirin: did i ever show you this
seirin: image

isagi: u did
isagi: i said it was cute

seirin: aw man

isagi: it was so long ago

shidou: bro atp hurry up and dig up whatever you HAVENT told isagi

rin: fr you tell him everything

seirin: what havent i told him atp

nagi: huh
nagi: that makes no sense?

seirin: ?
seirin: what have i not hold him atp

nagi: oh
nagi: OH
nagi: i read it wrong

reo: nagi..

isagi: how wld i know if u never told me

seirin: but the thing is what haven’t i told you

nagi: im getting a mild seizure
nagi: i think my english not englishinf

bachira: me too

seirin: oh i finally learned how to play duvet

isagi: you told me
isagi: you told me ur wrist hurt from doing that
isagi: and i said is ur wrist okay
isagi: u said heck no

seirin: oh

chigiri: atp bros also running out of gossip

isagi: its just constant rants cz nothing new,,

seirin: theres nothing new man

isagi: its okay its funny when you try

seirin: oh kaiser spilled his lore but i also wasnt paying attention

ness: his mom tho

seirin: would

karasu: what does bro mean by would

seirin: would

kaiser: u would do anyones mom atp
kaiser: as a joke
kaiser: wait that didnt come out right

rin: you didnt come out right

kaiser: BRUH WTF DID I DO

niko: blud autistic straight outta the womb 🙏

kaiser: i dont deserve this
kaiser: im catching slurs

chigiri: thats not even a slur

rin: he might actually be autistic

kaiser: I MEANT STRAYS
kaiser: ur words ARE AFFRCTING ME

nagi: he imprinted autism in his dna w js a few words

seirin: kaiser ur so lucky u got ur mom genes cz if u looked like ur dad..

isagi: what his dad look like

ness: fatales

hiori: fatalis?

bachira: FATALIS???

nagi: image
nagi: ?

charles: bro looks like a dragon!!

seirin: hes ugly and fat

shidou: isnt that how you feel ab every man tho

reo: fr does she even like men atp

isagi: IM RIGHT HERE??

ness: im pretty sure she joked about liking sae at some point

isagi: WHAT.

sae: lol

seirin: alexis my type irl is no where near what sae is like..

ness: IK I WAS JOKING

seirin: if sae was my actual bf we would last less than a week before breaking up cz i cannot stand ppl like him irl also he’s nonchalant and i’m sensitive

ness: nonchalant ppl r secretly sensitive

sae: ?

shidou: behind every nonchalant person is a lil pussy begging to come out

otoya: as in coming outta the closet????

seirin: the closet is glass

nagi: i still remember ur long ass list

reo: THE HER TYPE LIST??

nagi: yea
nagi: do u still have it

seirin: i deleted it once i started liking yoichi lol

isagi: hehehhehe

nagi: tf

seirin: it was unrealistic

nagi: aw man i wanted to see what else you cldve added

seirin: 1. be isagi yoichi
seirin: 2. be a man (optional)

sae: cocky, egotistical and toxic

chigiri: nice

seirin: listen yoichi is a little sweetheart if not football involved trust

reo: uhm about that
reo: have i reminded you about the isagi rslur incident

seirin: yes
seirin: you have
seirin: several times.