bleach (not the manga)

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extended family
rin, sae, seirin, alexis, michael, yoichi

michael: @seirin
michael: how much did u get

seirin: i’m gonna kill myself
seirin: i got 97%
seirin: because of stupid scribbles
seirin: i wanna complain but it’s ms anri man
seirin: i love her

michael: LMAOOOO
michael: that means ur getting ur hair bleached!!!

seirin: i lowkey need u dead

alexis: no shot michael actually won a bet for once

sae: 💀💀

rin: oh god bleach damage
rin: save her..

sae: kaisers hair looks damaged and its not even bleached
sae: like bro who cut ur hair

michael: sae im gonna hold ur hand while i tell u this... ness did..

sae: what.

alexis: i did..

sae: i see
sae: alexis you know i love you
sae: but what the fuck.

rin: YOU CUT THAT MONSTROCITY??

alexis: listen
alexis: in my defense all he gave me was craft scissors
alexis: fuck was i supposed to do w that

rin: ok yea ur right kaiser ur stupid

michael: okay buddy js blame me for everything

yoichi: normalize blaming everything on kaiser

michael: i hope u break ur leg

seirin: thats not very nice
seirin: wait can lexie bleach my hair for me

alexis: well yeah probably
alexis: but if u end up with a bald spot that is NOT on me

seirin: oh um..!

yoichi: shouldn't kaiser pay for it
yoichi: i mean yeah he did win the bet
yoichi: but like its bleach
yoichi: plus hes like filthy rich

michael: fuck yea im filthy rich
michael: guess what ill pay for u seirin
michael: so dont even worry about it

seirin: oh wow thanks!!

alexis: that felt awfully sarcastic

rin: lol thats funny

seirin: he called me funny...
seirin: i can die happy

rin: no i didnt
rin: die unhappy

yoichi: oh my mom goes to this really good hair salon
yoichi: u shld go there
yoichi: its quite expensive tho

seirin: i love ur mom
seirin: like not even joking

yoichi: she loves you too..

alexis: you already met his parents??

seirin: i met his parents last week
seirin: they’re telling us to get married as soon as we graduate LMAOO
seirin: idk if theyre joking actually

yoichi: pretty sure they were dw

alexis: isagi’s parents are isarin’s num1 shippers

michael: ISARIN SOUNDS LIKE YOICHI AND RIN LMAOOOOO

rin: oh my god EWWW

alexis: I’M SO SORRY
alexis: seiichi 👍

yoichi: wuhdehell

seirin: seiichi is such a cute name
seirin: notes it down

sae: for..?

alexis: future kids probably

seirin: lexie ur a genius
seirin: i’ll tell my future kid(s) u were einstein

alexis: oh goodness

yoichi: LMAOO

michael: wait we went completely off topic
michael: dm me the salon name yoichi

yoichi: errr ok i guess

sae: watch him give the location of a graveyard

alexis: he would..

michael: ok seirin i booked an appointment for you today at 4
michael: and fully paid

seirin: WHAT
seirin: TODAY????
seirin: I HAVENT EVEN MENTALLY PREPARED HELLO

yoichi: BRO CUT TO THE CHASE WTF

sae: well goodluck with that seirin

rin: dont go bald lol

alexis: that lol holds so much malice

seirin: im gonna cry

yoichi: dont cry
yoichi: ill cry

seirin: alr then we crying together

michael: good god

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