Hajime:Ummm nanami..
Chiaki:What??
Hajime:All of us are in jail.. Well except you
Chiaki:WHAT
Chiaki:HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET IN PRISON
Hajime:Well I kinda stabbed a person with my ahoge for stealing the last orange juice
Chiaki: i-
Chiaki:Well why is saionji in prison??
Hajime:For stealing gummybears and not paying
Chiaki: of course she would..
Chiaki: just tell me what crimes did yall do
Hajime:Well souda got tax invasion
Hajime:Owari and twogami caused world hunger
Hajime:Nagito is in a mental hospital
Hajime:kuzuryuu keeps yelling at kids
Hajime:And hanamura, Sonia, Tanaka, Nidai and mioda is still on the loose
Chiaki:WHAT DID SONIA DO
Hajime: I dunno
Chiaki:I'll be there in 10 minutes
10 minutes later
Hajime:yass we got bailed out
Chiaki:yeah yeah now go home without me
Hajime:What why??
Chiaki:Umm.
Chiaki:I kinda robbed a bank without stealing money
Hajime:Why would you robbed a bank if your not gonna steal anything
Chiaki:so I can go to jail and sleep forever
Hajime:.
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Danganronpa v3 Chatfic
FanfictionKokichi create a group chat because he was bored Also sdr2 is include Ship- Oumeno Shironaga Kirukiyo Amacha Goshi Kiiruma Saimatsu Kaimaki
