His first ever friend

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[All]Shikko(Franco): How many times is your jungler going to save you?]

[All]Yoloooo(Kadita): I thought both of them are boys?]

[All]Me and my 9 dogs(Lesley): IM A BOY]

[All]Your mom(Ling): Eww gay]

[All]Me and my 9 dogs(Lesley): your dad gay]

[All]suckmytoe(Brody): Report ling for toxic masculinity]

[All]Your mom (Ling): ??]

[All]Yashiiiya (Novaria): it's already 2024, how come you're still living in 1500?]

[All]Shin sin since(Terizla): I was just trolling but now you need some serious beating UwU]

[All]suckmytoe(Brody): Report terizla for cringing us]

[All]Shin sin since(Terizla): Report brody for stealing my heart UwU]

[All]suckmytoe(Brody): wtf]

[All]Your mom (Ling): y everyone is so gay nowadays!]

[All]Shin sin since(Terizla): becus men lost interest from girls like you and surprisingly most girls are like you so thats y men don't like girls like you and surprisingly most girls are like you that's y most girls like you are hated by men becus men don't like girls like you UwU]

[All]Yashiiiya (Novaria): my bestie is right, UwU]

[All]Yoloooo(Kadita): tbh I also wouldn't like a girl like you, ling. You're kinda annoying.]

[All]Shikko(Franco): Novaria, is that you in pfp?]

[All]Yashiiiya (Novaria): yes, y?]

[All]Shikko(Franco): You're kinda cute tho.]

[All]Yashiiiya (Novaria): ?]

[All]Shin sin since(Terizla): so it's final. I and brody are a couple, noveria and franco are a couple. UwU we're soo cute!!]

[All]Shikko(Franco): I'm not hooking you again for this, teri.]

[All]Shin sin since(Terizla): UwU, Franco is a green flag confirmed. YOUU GOO BESTIE, I APPROVE THIS MARRIAGE!<⁠(⁠ ̄⁠︶⁠ ̄⁠)/]

[All]Yoloooo(Kadita): You guys are so cute:(]

[All]Your mom (Ling): eww y I'm playing with all gays]

[All]Yoloooo(Kadita): go afk then UwU, even a minion is more helpful than you, UwU]

[All]Shikko(Franco): ikr UwU]

[All]Yashiiiya (Novaria): lol UwU]

[All]Shin sin since(Terizla): UwU]

[All]Me and my 9 dogs(Lesley): you all are cringe as f#ck STFU]

[All]suckmytoe(Brody): Gusion, give your little girlfriend some kisses, he's pissed.]

[All]Me and my 9 dogs(Lesley): IM A F#CKIMG BOY AND I'M NOT HIS F#CKING GIRLFRIEND]

[All]Your mom (Ling): He's a bottom]

[All]Shikko(Franco): +1]

[All]Yoloooo(Kadita): +2]

[All]Shin sin since(Terizla): +3]

[All]Yashiiiya (Novaria): +4]

[All]suckmytoe(Brody): have yall not seen Gusion???? HE LOOKS LIKE A DILF. Of course lesley is a bottom lol.]

[All]Shin sin since(Terizla): round big eyes= pure bottom UwU, sharp eyes= TOPP, DILF UwU]

[All]Your mom (Ling): That's the most stupid theory I've ever encountered

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