Love With a Deadline

(S1) chap. 4

Tw: violence, language

"I know how to do everything."

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Five Hargreeves ↓

"That's unfortunate." I say as I close the cabinet. "An entire square block, 42 bedrooms, 19 bathrooms, but no, not a single drop of coffee." I said, blinking around and still opening cabinets.

"Dad hated caffeine." Y/n said, sitting on the kitchen table and swinging her legs.

"He hates children and he had plenty of us." Klaus giggled.

I sighed. "I'm taking the car."

"Where are you going?" Allison asked.

"To get a decent cup of coffee."

"Ooh, I want coffee." Y/n said, hopping off the table.

"No." I said. "You are not coming."

"I want coffee. You're taking me." She said flatly, brushing past me.

I blinked in front of her. "No."

She only pushed me back against the wall with her telekinesis. I forgot she could do that sometimes. "I didn't ask. I'm going." She said, walking past me.

Great.

"Do you even know how to drive?" Allison asked.

"I know how to do everything." I mumbled before blinking away.

Time skip

Y/n Hargreeves ↓

Me and Five went to Griddys. I slept on the way there, and the little asshole woke me up by almost slamming my head against the dashboard when he slammed the breaks so hard. I really need to start wearing my seatbelt.

We went in and sat inside. I say on the right side of Five, and on the left where was a man who looked to be in his middle years.

An older looking lady with the name tag "Agnes" came out, taking out her notepad. "Sorry, sink was clogged." She said. "What'll it be?"

"Eh, give me a chocolate eclair." The man said.

"Can I get the kids a glass of milk or something?" Agnes asked.

"The kids wat coffee-" Five started.

"Black." I said, finishing the sentence. I honestly didn't know if that was what Five wanted, I just knew I wanted it. Five could suck my dick.

(Guys I do not relate to this at all. I think black coffee is nasty and I'd rather drink my own eyeball juice.)

(Also I think that was insanely creative of me. My own eyeball juice. Sorry I js like to yap, continue.)

I saw Five glance at me, but I didn't pay any attention to it. Me and Five just gave the lady a wide smile.

"Cute kids." She said, looking at the man as she put her notepad awake before walking away quickly.

I was just tracing patterns on the bar with my fingers. Five turned to look at the man.

"I don't remember this place being such a shithole." Five said to the man.