Fool. (Brendon Urie fanfiction)

-Folkin' Around-

Allow me to exaggerate a memory or two,

When summers lasted longer, longer than we do.

And nothing really mattered expect for me to be with you.

But in time we all forgot and we all grew.
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"So" Brendon started. "We were kinda assholes in our old school."
"NO! REally?" I said sarcastically.

"Anyway" he talked over me.
"We all met in arse- i mean art." He smirked.

"We all liked to act like we were tougher, even though we were wusses."
He looked to make sure we were listening.

"We pulled this prank were we were going to "smart mouth" as they called it, in our class."

"Oh my god Bren, Your lying, right?" I laughed. "You got expelled, For That!?"

"Yessssss." He answered. "My teachers were giant dic-"
The bell rang for lunch.
"Speaking of dick, Bren" we have to get to Mr. Shithead's class.
"You got In Trouble?!" Jess gasped.

"Yes Sherlock" I laughed.
Brendon nudged my shoulder,
"We better go before he tells your mommy" he pretended to act scared.

"I don't want my mommy to get mad!" I replied in a sarcastic voice. We walked away from Jess and on to hell.
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Your melody sounds as sweet as the first time it was sung,

With a bit more character for show.

And by the time your father's heard of all the wrong you've done.

Then I'm putting out the lantern,

find you're own way back home.

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As we walked into Mr.Shit's class he was sitting at his desk filling out some sort of paper.
"Sit down!" He ordered us.

We sat in the front of the room side by side.
"I don't want any talking, you got that Brandon?"
He got up and stood at Brendon's desk until he answered.
"Well?" He was getting annoyed.
"Answer me, Urie!"

"FUCK BRENDON STOP PLAYING!" I screamed in my head.

"Huh?" Brendon smirked. "You said No Talking!"
"Fu-fudge oh-" Mr.Shit tumbled over his words.
"Just cut the crap okay!" Then he stormed off into the closet.

Then Brendon put his head close to mine to whisper but he slipped and put his lips on my ear and- Fuck stop Alex God!

"Ask for a napkin" he whispered.
"Wh-why?" I whispered back.
"Just do it." He then reached into his pocket and started scribbling something.
And did I mention we weren't even eating? This plan was stupid as-

Brendon tapped my arm.

"Hey Bren," I half whispered. "Can I h-have a napkin?"
"Yeah sure.." He handed me a piece of paper that read;
-His phone number
- "do you want to go to my house after school to meet Spencer and Ryan?"
- yes / no

I checked yes and ripped off his phone number. Then handed the paper back.
"Thanks," he whispered.

The bell rang and before we parted ways onto our own classes Brendon half yelled;
"Call me when you Come out of the closet, okay?" Then he laughed and walked out of the room.

***********after school************
I waited outside for Brendon and his friends when noticed a car pull up to the curb I was sitting on.

"How much?" Brendon asked.
"Fifty bucks" I replied and giggled.
"Damn," Brendon said looking down. "Do you take five?"
"Only if you buy me a drink!" I said getting in the car.
"That can be arranged." Brendon said with a creepy smirk.
We started bursting out laughing.

"So," I started as he put the car in drive. "Where is Sandra and Rachel?"
"They said that they had to buy something, I don't know."

He said as he started driving to a coffee shop.

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You've never been so divine in accepting your defeat,

And I've never been more scared to be alone.

If love is not enough to put my enemies to sleep,

Then I'm putting out the lantern,

Find your own way back home.

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