I've Seen Through Everything Already!
"Take your beloved one with you, appreciate the natural beauty together, and enjoy the intimate and unique care from each other."
This was the advertising slogan given by the customer service staff of Sales before placing an order. The other party also claimed that everyone who purchased this package gave it a full score in the end.
"You'll like it. It'll feel good to be taken care of."
The customer service representative who liked to send funny emojis used very ambiguous words.
"Of course, it will be fun when you take care of each other."
As an honest man, the Marshal would not be deceived by these vague and suggestive words. He would place an order simply because the buyers gave him high praise. Even if the seller's sales method was vulgar, the high reputation of the product could not be denied.
Xerxes said: "After a while, our status may be reversed."
Turn into a dog?
Nalun narrowed his eyes: "When?"
The Chow Chow shook his head: "Not sure."
Nalun said: "It's okay, let's take the time to enjoy the scenery."
The furry medium-sized dog looked docile and cute, which was very different from Xerxes' usual image. The huge contrast was heart-shaking, and Nalun couldn't help but stroke the dog's head again, his gray-green eyes sparkling.
But he still restrained himself and asked: "If I touch you like this... will it be uncomfortable?"
Xerxes's Chow Chow swung its tail, a hint of helplessness showing on its face.
"No." He took the initiative to rub Nalun's hand with his head.
Not only is it not uncomfortable, it is also very comfortable.
The customer service staff who used ambiguous words was not deceiving himself. This was indeed "intimate and unique care between each other". How could the care between pets and people not be unique? "It feels very comfortable to be cared for", this is also true. Nalun's strength is moderate, and when being touched on the head, the scalp will feel slightly numb...
Xerxes added: "But I'm not used to walking on four legs."
Nalun immediately said not to worry: "I'll hold you!"
Xerxes was very pleased with this.
but......
Nalun: "You look a little big and heavy."
The size of an adult Chow Chow is not small. In reality, even an adult would find it difficult to hold it in their hands for a long time. A person with less strength would probably be knocked down by the dog...
Xerxes said confidently: "The data should be adjustable."
This is not reality, and many things can be adjusted.
The game actually turns one of the parties into a pet, so how could the planners not take into account such a wonderful experience of "being held in the arms of a loved one as a pet"?
Nalun fumbled for a long time and finally found the gravity regulator. After adjusting it, he picked up the Chow Chow and weighed it in his hands with curiosity.
Xerxes: "..." This was the first time I was consciously hugged by the person I loved, but in this form.
The Chow Chow has a gloomy expression and seems to be unhappy.
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