''SWEEETIEEE YOU HAVE TO GO YOUR FIRST SCHOOL DAY IS STARTING IN 10 MINUTES YOUR GONNA BE LATE!!!!!!!'' yells Simones mom ''IK mom i'm coming'' she says back.
10 minutes later when they got to the school Simone saw a beautiful guy his name was Aleksander she instantly fell in love with him he was short, full of pimples and had ugly glasses
"h..heyyy!!!!!" simone tucks a stray strand of hair behind her ear, standing nervously infront of the ugliest most disgusting pimple faced boy in the world..
the boy stared at her "you're very ugly, i'm gay.." simone frowned, but started to realize.. she had to fight for him!!!!! alexander was deeply in love with thor, she just had to compete with thor to win alexanders love. alexander punched simone in the gut, pulling her out of her thoughts. he then started walking away, but it turned simone on. who doesent like getting punched by such an ugly boy!??!?!!
in 8th grade, she made a breakthrough. she had been stalking him for 7 years. she covered it up as "stray kids", but the real meaning behind stray kids was actually "aleksandr bak melby". she pretended to stalk stray kids and love them, but it was alexander all along. she knew where he lived, she knew where he ate, she knew everything he did in the day, and somehow... she managed to get into a friend group with him!!!
she was met with the alpha wolf alexia and the sigma skibidi jonas, they were the coolest in the entire group. thor was ok, he was just there with his pokemon addiction.
simone glared at thor from across the classroom, sending him fuck-fingers and gay images. she had to show him that being gay was wrong!!! but while she was watching her gay shit, alexander was looking.. he.. HE WAS INVESTED!!! HE LIKED IT!!!! simone knew she was close to losing aleksandr completely to the gays.. so she had to do something!!!!!!
simone went over to talk to alexia, and her heart stopped.. she fainted!!! aleksdanr was so worried!!!!!!! he immediately went over, this was his best friend!!!! alexander started doing cpr on simone, and.. her shirt started ripping as she transformed into the hottest buffest man ever.. she had been hiding her form from alexaner for ages.. but now she could finally reveal herself!!
"oh simone... i love you so much!!! i never loved thor!!" thor became emo at that, his hair covering his eyes as it became black. "i want to marry you!!!!!!!!"
and so, they married. but also had a little.. fun ;)))
