A Diaper Story

Ch. 5 Goodnites Maybe?

Luke had a rude awakening when he threw off his covers his pull-up was soaked and it had leaked a lot and his bed was also wet. Luke stripped his bed and took a shower. Then he went downstairs to eat; weirdly no one else was there. He checked his phone and sure enough it was Monday at seven thirty in the morning. Luke texted William and said yo will everyone is asleep can u pick me up. A minute later William texted back fo sho. At 7:45 William pulled up to Luke's house and Luke walked out dapped William up. Luke said thanks man how can I repay you and he grinned and said how about you hook a brother up with five bucks so i can go to your football game on Friday night. Luke said no problem and gave him a five dollar bill. William said alright and pulled into a parking spot at the school and said well whatcu got today. Luke said second a quiz and fourth a presentation fifth a lab activity and sixth a lecture. Will said ouch and said I only got a quiz with you and a notes in chem. Luke and William go to the same school CHS Carmel High School it has seven periods and ends at three PM except for Wednesday and Thursday. Those are block days and Wednesday had 1,3,5,7 and ended at 3:10. Thursdays had 2,4,6 and ended at 2:15. Today was Tuesday so they had 1-7. Luke's seven periods in order are weight training with coach J (loves it). Then English with Mrs. Owens (easy A and great teacher). Next is sign language Mrs. B. (Not a fan). Fourth is sports med with Mr. Borek (Luke's interest and future career path he hopes). Fifth Chemistry with Mr. Hurley (easy class great and new teacher). Then World History with Mr Silva (he's too interesting for parentheses). He is the hardest teacher at CHS he is extremely witty funny and sarcastic. Here's and example imagine your listening to a lecture and suddenly he says what's that outside and you look but nothing is there he says brought to you by gullible.com or you ask him to spell "that " he spells the word that. Usually when he does write a word up on the board it misspelled or backwards on purpose. Like he spelled Japan napaj (NA-PA-SHH). Also during notes you can take up too three pages of notes in 50 minutes. Enough about world history seventh period math with Mr Gomez (he's ok as a person terrible as a math teacher but talks about food a lot). William schedule lines up with Luke's except for periods 3,4,5,6. But Laura has every class with Luke except for weight training she does yoga. Sarah has all different classes than Luke but they sit together at lunch to catch up. At lunch that day the four friends were hanging out when the school bully Mitch Jones came over and said well if it isn't Luke and Laura the losers weak Willy and Sarah the stupid. Luke sighed and said Mitch find some else to use your useless and weak insults against. What you going to do wimp he said. I started rapping:

Look it's Luke da Duke with a diss 

Against Mitch the b***h

Oh no sorry if I'm being a bit rude 

But look at him he's not even a dude 

Woah I'm the loser that's rich 

I'm undefeated and running this b***h

Hey this rap ain't worth it

cause Mitch can't freestyle s**t

Everyone in the cafeteria started ooing and Mitch had pure rage on his face but walked out sulking. Luke knew he just had conquering the cafeteria and grinned. He caught the glare of a teacher who was supervising lunch; he just laughed and waved. William said that was dope man how did you do that? Luke said freestyle man you have to just be able to make words rhyme because normally diss and b***h don't rhyme but I slured the words so the did it's all about delivery. Laura said Luke I really appreciate you defending us from Mitch. Luke said ahh it's nothing I'm not scared of a bully like him rightfully so though. But he got what was coming to him. The rest of the day went normally except for when Mitch shot him a stink eye when he got a chance. At football practice Mitch really wanted to get his anger out on Luke so he lined up as a defensive back and hit Luke mid air. Unfortunately for Mitch Luke still caught the ball and scored. He wanted to lay Luke out but couldn't do anything with the coaches watching. Play after play Luke continued to embarrass Mitch and he had had enough and picked up Luke carried him over to the track and threw him down on it. Luckily Luke just had a mild concussion but that meant he couldn't play the next game because of concussion protocol. Mitch ended up getting expelled from school because technically this was considered a crime. Luke went home and his mom said Luke we need to talk about your accident. What happened? Luke took a deep breath and said I put on the pull-up and went to sleep but during the night I guess the pull-up couldn't handle and absorb my urine so it leaked out of my pants onto my bed. His mom says sounds like you need something stronger how about Goodnites. Luke said they only go up to age group fourteen. His mom said they have stretchy sides so you should be able to fit it would just be a bit snug. Luke said fine I'll try Goodnites. So his mom went to the store and bought some Goodnites and prayed that these would work for her son. She gave Luke the small package and he went to his room and decided to put one on and go to bed early it was 10:30 anyway. He took one out and said dang both these and the pull-ups have a smell to them. He slid the Goodnite on  and put some sweatpants over it and went to sleep. He woke up in the morning and said F**k not again.